I Surmise

Saw a picture of Ted Cruz today giving two thumbs up to the camera.

I can only believe that other republicans helped Ted pull his thumbs out of his a$$, and washed him up.  Poor Ted.  He had to have his thumbs up there to hold the $hit for brains inside his head, and so that we all can recognize yet another Neanderthal politician from Texas when he walks onto the senate floor.