Land of the Quarantined

So this damned Corona Virus hit America and the world, like a great big meaty hand slapping a delicate little face.

We're all sick of being confined to our houses.  But going anywhere is out of the question because everybody's potentially contagious and nothing at all is open. (I assume there are some restaurants and bars open in South Dakota.......where else are all those feverish meat packers going to go and complain that their out of a job?  But damn their governor is great for keeping Harry's House of Hicks open.

We are all sick of it.  And we're sick of this insane horse's ass Donald Trump coming into our living rooms every night just as we're getting ready to cook our tasteless food and drink our cheap wine.  We're sick of him coming into our living rooms and telling us to inject Clorox or shine some light up our anuses to kill the virus.  That's right folks.  That's what he said.

So I give a crap if I'm confined --- have been for two months already ----- and I give another crap if I'm eating mine or my husband's cooking because frankly, we're both pretty damned good cooks.  But I do mind having a f*cking idiot for a president.  I mind a lot.  I mind so much that given half an opportunity, I'd pin this son of a bitch to the ground and inject him with Clorox myself.   I'd tie a bandanna  around his shit spewing mouth so tight, his beady eyes would pop out.  I'd kick his stupid ass until the last of his brains fell out on my shoes, and then I'd tap dance across his bloated ass dead body with broken glass slippers.  And then just for the fun of it, I'd smoke a hole pack of cigarettes sitting on top of his blubber and I'd put every one of those damned cigarettes out on his face.

Can you believe this motherf*cker let this happen here?  And he's got the f*cking audacity to come on television every night and tell us what a great job he's doing.

I got a great job for you, f*ckwad.......Resign and go sit on your gold plated toilet for the rest of your godforsaken life.  We're all just ready for you to be dead.  DEAD.  BE DEAD.  BE DEAD SOON.

Georgia, Florida, South Carolina and Texas AIN'T WE GOT FUN!!!!

The four states in the title are home to some of the most ignorant politicians on the face of the Earth.

I could give you names and any number of examples, but let's just pick one particularly stupid and offensive thing that was said today.

The Lieutenant Governor of Texas told his people (this regarding opening businesses in his state during a pandemic) that people dying don't really matter if the economy rebounds.

Well Texas always likes to brag about how big it is, how great it is, how proud it is.  Soon they will be able to boast how many dead people gave their lives trying to save their economy.  Frankly, no one's economy can be saved at this point, and we are never going to go back to what used to pass as normal.  (It wasn't.)  This is a scary thing but it is not necessarily a bad thing.  Navigating uncharted waters is treacherous.  Especially with a status quo government that has allowed this nightmare we find ourselves in to happen.  We need a new governing body.  Of that we're all in agreement.

The oil industry basically collapsed in the world yesterday.......and there's a lot of unhappy oil millionaires in Texas.  There's some pretty upset Saudi royal family members too.  The oil industry dying yesterday was a monumental thing ---- bad for the billionaires, pretty f*cking great for the environment.  No one sees that silver lining, because the politicians and the billionaires want you to see the worst, so you can get the f*ck back to the business of making money for them.  If a few thousand of you die along the way, so be it.

These four states are Trumplandia - reddest blood in America, steeped in a tradition of racism unparalleled outside of America's deep south.  And these four states are about to bring you, in dying color, the end of the United States.

So take off your MAGA hat and salute these people.......

I intend to look on the bright side.  Out of the ashes of the fire these four states ignite today with their stupidity, what will rise?  Something more in keeping with our forefather's vision when they wrote the Constitution? 

Whatever it is, it will certainly be an improvement on the "what was" for most of us.

Either way, expect some pretty massive crematoriums to be built.  The dead are piling up already, and these four states just put Covid-19 on steroids.

F*cking politicians. 

The Quiet Revolution

If ya'll live in this world (and I assume most everyone reading this does), then you know what a giant mess we're in with this pandemic.

If you're fortunate enough to be experiencing this Disaster outside of the United States, I envy you.  You, at least, have leadership and sense guiding you.

Here in America, Donald J. Trump can't wait to get everyone back to what he considers "NORMAL".  NOTE:  Anything Donald J. Trump would consider "normal" is very f*cked up to begin with.

Our leader is telling us to go back to work, even though one in eight pregnant women showing up in NYC hospitals to deliver their babies are testing positive for corona virus .......without showing any symptoms.  Now apply that same ratio to the general public, and you come to the conclusion that unless and until every American citizen can be tested, it is UNSAFE to reopen America.  (How f*cking safe America ever was to begin with is a whole other can of shit spinach.)

And so we here in the United States must unite and tell our increasingly insane (and everyday less capable of hiding it) leader that we will not go back to work.



F*CK NO, WE WON'T GO!

This is a quiet revolution.  We won't be taking to the streets as some idiots just did in Michigan.  We won't be holding demonstrations.

We will, from the comfort, newness, boredom and delight of our isolation, be telling you that until everyone is tested, we will not be going back to work.  Your economy can collapse around your ears, but we are not expendable and we are not going to listen to you.

So NO.  Just say NO.  Just say NO to the mess our leader has gotten us into, And let's talk about the new world that is being born from this.

A world that is long overdue.