Thursday, August 30, 2012

Crybaby Walker

Scott Walker was photographed crying his eyes out during Paul Ryan's speech.  Walker is such a dumb f*cking crybaby.

Most major news wires are exposing Paul Ryan's speech to the RNC as full of blatant lies.  Ryan is a dumb f*ck who is counting on his devoted followers to be even dumber. 

Wisconsin citizens elected these two doofasses because a majority of Wisconsin citizens are also doofasses who would rather believe in the comfort of a political lie than deal with the reality of the problems this country actually faces.

I am so glad I'm leaving Wisconsin.  This isn't the land of cheeseheads, it's the land of total $hitheads.  Wisconsin should get kicked out of the United States for being too stupid.  Wisconsin should be exiled and become its own country of $hitheads and Morons.  Wisconsin should be the dumping ground for nuclear waste, since there's nothing left here worth saving.  Wisconsin should be ashamed of itself. 

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Ron Johnson and David Koch

These two tea bags had the audacity to have a meal together in Tampa.  If I'd been the waiter, I'd have bitch slapped the both of them and told them to eat $hit.

Seriously, did you people who voted for Ron Johnson really have any idea that his only interest in politics was to preserve the status quo for the uber wealthy, of which YOU ARE NOT A MEMBER?  Of course you didn't, you idiots.  Your lack of knowledge of what is really happening politically in this state and in this country is exceeded only by your lack of understanding that you're not F*CKING rich.  You're not even close to being rich.....but then the Republican's motto is definitely "a fool who thinks he's rich and his money are soon parted".  You freaking morons!

Ron Johnson is a horse's ass, who obviously enjoys the company of bigger horse's asses, like David Koch. 

Whatever these two were plotting, let's hope someone much smarter is plotting something much more meaningful.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

My Body

My body has an amazing way of shutting down and preventing the government from controlling whether or not I have an abortion.

It's called a vote.

Exercise it.

Friday, August 24, 2012


My husband is re-reading the novel by George Orwell, 1984, which was set in the future and where autocrats (who called themselves Big Brother) ran the world according to the lies they wanted to perpetuate.

Isn't that scary?  Orwell, obviously, was a prophet.

So, here's a few tidbits from that novel, and how it fits in today.

Newspeak.  Newspeak is to rewrite everything to promote the lie Big Brother wanted the submissive masses to believe at the moment.  Any past occurrences would be rewritten to verify the lie of the day.

Here are 1984's and Big Brother's major principals:

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

The only people unscathed and unbothered by Big Brother in 1984, were the proles, who chose to live outside the parameters of the plasticine society, without creature comforts, but without fear of the "Thought Police". 

I am proud to say that in 2012, I am choosing to be a prole and my mind is far too complex for any thought police to penetrate.  But I see what is happening here in America, and although Big Brother is too nice a word for most republican politicians, let's just say we're living in the time of Big Dick. You're being f*cked Amerika.  And you're all too ignorant to know it, but remember, in this time, ignorance is strength!

Excuse me.  Time for me to fill out my passport renewal application.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Tommy Thompson

This former mediocre politician became a very well paid insider lobbyist and now he won't release his tax returns.  Well, what would they show?  That he's now very wealthy and absolutely determined to follow the track of the uber-rich.  That is to say, Mr. Thompson will defecate on the American citizenry, write new tax laws that will benefit the 1% and effectively kill the middle class.

Gees.  And he's leading the polls in Wisconsin?  Where are the intelligent people who live in this state?  What happened to this state?   I'm moving to Louisiana, where everything is and mostly always has been corrupt.  At least I can adapt to a state that doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is.  Wisconsin has gone blind.  Too much political masturbation, obviously.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Hurricane Romney

Mormons and Catholics and Liars, oh MY!

I really do hope the hurricane building in the gulf churns its happy way right on up to Tampa and soaks the republican convention into oblivion. 

I have never seen a group of bigger liars, cheats and disgustingly cheap bastards as those people who support this party in any way.  A natural disaster would be a very kind thing to happen to them.  Personally, I'd like to see them suffer far more than water boarding.  I have some pretty good thoughts on how I'd torture these people.  First and foremost, I'd give them all smart-mouthed wives who'd cut their balls off every time they uttered anything stupid, which would be most of the time.

At any rate, the goddesses are angry!  Never, ever pi$$ off mother nature, cause she's a bitch!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Fooling Class

The wolves are at the door.  It's 1929 all over again.  The only people who don't get this are the ones who believe the republicans have something to offer.  They don't. 

Most Americans are members of the fooling class.  They've been fooled.  Maybe they deserve that which will unfold; but do I?

Someone get me out of this ignorant land.  Romney/Ryan.  What a travesty.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Paul Ryan

I can't stand this man.  He is the republican agenda all wrapped up in a clean-cut serial killer package.  There isn't, as Art Kumbalak reminds us, a scientific fact this horse's a$$ can't wrestle to the ground and piss all over.

How he got to be on the presidential ticket is very telling; morons want other morons to lead them.

What we need to do (we being the intelligent and thoughtful people of this country) is to secede and start our own country.  It should be somewhere there is a lot of fresh water because, unlike what most Americans think, it will all come down to water --- not oil, not gold and certainly not money.  Yes, it would be a precursor to civil war.  So?  The Romney/Ryan ticket will bring a bloody class war wherein we'll all die, but only after they've systematically squeezed every last dime out of us and all of our children.

If these two yokels get anywhere near power, stop reproducing!  Oh well, what will that matter?  These two bozos will probably end civilization anyhow.

Saturday, August 18, 2012


Seriously?  Tommy Thompson won the primary?  Who dumped Aricept in Wisconsin's water supply?  I guess the voting populace is aged, and remembers Tommy's tenure as governor.  He wasn't terrible, he just wasn't remarkable.

This is very good for Tammy Baldwin.  Wisconsinites will have their choice between a liberal gay person who has done excellent work, or a relic of a sellout to the political flavor of the day in Tommy Thompson.

The choice is clear.  Besides, shouldn't Thompson be collecting social security by now?  First he thinks he can be president.  Now he thinks he can be senator.  What's next?  Oh, I got it.  Milwaukee County Parks Director.

South Dakota and the Black Hills Experience

I must say, the Black Hills was about the most spiritual place I've ever been in the United States.  It was not a peaceful spirituality, however.  You can feel the sorrow that the Lakota nation endured in this magical land, courtesy of our national politics at the time and the United States Army.  The Crazy Horse Memorial promises to remind people for as long as this planet exists of the horror that happens when one race of people feels superior to another.  I am so happy I visited this place and made my granddaughter promise to take her grandchildren there.  It may not even be finished in their lifetimes, but that it exists at all is enough for me.

We also went to Devil's Tower in Wyoming, another deeply spiritual place for Native Americans.  So why name it "Devil's Tower".  Since it is our very first national monument, it's too bad it's not called something other than Devil's Tower.  However, since it was sacred to the Indians, the Christian's deemed it heathen, and therefore anything heathen had to be associated with the Devil.  Much like Spirit Lake in North Dakota, which is now known as Devil's Lake.  I say we bring back feeding Christians to the Lions.  I'd buy a season ticket or two.

Be that as it may.......if you haven't seen the Black Hills of South Dakota, the Badlands, or been west of the Missouri River, you need to do this.  This is about a 16 hour drive from my home without stopping.  It's my last road trip; I prefer big jets and quick arrivals, but I couldn't have picked a better place to travel to in the United States.  Had I known it was going to be as awe-inspiring as it turned out to be, I would have made the trip a long time ago.

Visit.  Be awed.  Be humbled. 

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Romney/Ryan -- All Set to Railroad the Middle Class Into Extinction

Yup.  Just what Amerika needs.  A Mormon and a Nazi.  What a combo. 

I'm from Wisconsin, and I recognize Paul Ryan for exactly what he is; a hater of the middle class, and someone with an agenda and a plan not unlike the design of Albert Spears, except instead of non-Aryan types being cremated in concentration camp ovens, his victims will be the poor, sick, and elderly, left to die in abject horror and poverty.  Ryan believes these people stand in the way of the rich getting richer.

I don't exactly understand why there wasn't an absolute revolution and overthrow of the rich during the 1930's, when this country was in just about the same shape as it's in today.  I'd hope that these two yokels never see the light of the oval office.  I guarantee if they do, the revolution will have arrived on Amerika's doorstep. 

Long overdue!  VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

The Black Hills

I'm embarassed to admit it, but I've never been to the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota, even thought its only two states from where I live.  Well, three if you count the state I live in, which I have to traverse.

So, I'm going to the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota, land of Rocky Racoon and a bunch of stone carved dead presidents.  I hear it's beautiful.  I'm glad I'll get to see it myself, from the cabin my husband and I rented somewhere up on a mountain. 

Going to spend some time with family I don't get to see much; so I hope to make the most of this trip and really reconnect with people I love dearly. 

Which means......I'll miss voting in Tuesday's election.  But here's my take.  Voting doesn't matter; the politicians are all pawns of the uber-wealthy, and so whomever is in office, if they're not corrupt already, they'll stand a real good chance of getting their palms greased, real soon.  The honest ones don't stand a chance, so what's the point?

Cynical I know.

Here's my answer for America.  TAX THE RICH AT 75%.  I just love that idea.  They'll either pay up and only own two handbags worth $25,000 each, or they'll move.  Either way, the citizens of the United States who aren't rich will WIN BIG!  It's like the lottery, and everyone's a winner. 

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

White Supremacy?

Why do people think they're superior because of the color of their skin?  Especially people today whom are massively covered with ink tatoos? 

It makes me wish we were all smurf blue; but I'm convinced that haters would still find some insignificant difference upon which to focus all their intolerance.  Human beings need to hate someone, especially American human beings.  It's drummed into us from an early age that we're better, more special than anyone else.  What a pile of patriotic dung.

Listen, people, minorities are not the cause of the problems of the United States.  This country is under seige from the richest 1%; they are the root cause of our most fundamental problems.  You should fear someone carrying a $25,000 handbag far more than you fear someone with a different skin color or style of dress, for these wasters are the true enemies of democracy.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

NRA Alive and Well in Oak Creek

Okay, so now we have members of the Sikh community being gunned down in their temple in that most bucolic of suburbs, Oak Creek, Wisconsin.

No siree, Bob, we don't need no gun control. 

Think about how sick our society is.  These mass shootings are becoming commonplace.  And the NRA pushes their agenda to arm, arm, arm.

No No No.  We need gun control.  More importantly, we need massive mental health care for all members of our society.  We're all nuts to watch this on t.v., accept this as part of living in this society.  What is wrong with America?  Surely we can start to find that answer by looking at the NRA and their violent agenda. 

Our country's economic viability seems to be dependent on our armed forces being engaged in violent actions anywhere in the world where a buck can be made.

Everything about America reeks of violence, blood and money.  We are degenerating quickly, and soon, all of that violence, blood and money will be karmically present in all of our lives.

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Hey Walker - Who Gives A _____?

In the rag known as The Milwaukee Journal today, Scott Walker is given a huge column wherein he describes his conversations with his ghost-like wife about whether or not to endorse a Republican candidate for the senate seat being vacated by Herb Kohl.

First of all, all four Republican candidates are unbelievably ridiculous tea bag agenda, talk out of both sides of their mouths (the other side being their A$$es).  Any critical thinker in Wisconsin would immediately dismiss anything our idiot governor had to say on any subject.  A Scott Walker endorsement, especially one wherein he entertained the opinion of his vapid and not-quite-there wife, couldn't be less meaningful.  That this debate made front page news is proof positive Scott Walker and the first shadow lady, have nothing to do or say up there in Maple Bluff.  They should stick to what they do best, i.e., puppeteering.  Without the corporate hands up their a$$es, they can't speak to anything.  Bad enough they look like idiots when the hand IS controlling them; they should never be left to their own devices to say anything. 

But let's say they do endorse a candidate.  Guess who it will be?  My money is on Jeff Fitzgerald,who shares the same vacant stare and lack of character as our disingenous governor and his simpering wife. 

Thursday, August 2, 2012

American Business - Or - Why This Country is Dangerously Teetering on Collapse

I bought a new dining table from a major retailer.  Three tables arrived, before one actually looked the way it was supposed to and had a leaf that actually fit. 

I bought a new dryer.  Two dryers arrived before one actually worked.

I bought my husband a Swiss watch, water resistant to 100 meters.  After swimming (just on the surface mind you) the watch was full of condensation and the workings were ruined.  No problem.  Under warranty, right?  WRONG.  And the company will not honor the warranty because they say we damaged the watch.  Bull$hit.  (Note - after an intelligent but heated conversation with someone at the senior management level, they will now replace the watch.)

In America, the quality of merchandise is so sub-par, so shoddy, so junkish, that you have to search high and low to find items you'd even think to put in your home or wear.  But this is American business.  The American businessman's credo:  Stick it to the consumer by raking in huge profits.  This is accomplished by selling over priced $hit of dubious quality.  Most importantly, make promises, but never honor warranties.

American business, and I mean this in every sense of the word, is a complete grift operation.  If someone is trying to sell you something, remember, they are just perpetrating a huge con on you.

And now we think it is a good idea to elect businessmen, the very pillars of cheating, lying bastards, to our government seats. 

Sheesh, Americans are stupid.  And getting more stupid with every dime they spend.