Thursday, November 29, 2018

The Three Ring White House

It's fairly obvious Donald Trump is having a little trouble with his underwear, i.e., he's losing anal control over the Mueller investigation.  And still, this stupid, stupid man continues to obstruct justice.  This is ring number one..... Donald Trump backed into a corner and must now jump through rings of fire in order to stay out of prison.  And we all know what a brave hero Donald Trump is.  He won't be jumping anytime soon.  All that orange tanning solution was unnecessary.  His prison clothes will suffice.  Conspiring with Paul Manafort's lawyer before submitting his answers to Mueller is just the tip of the iceberg.  The thing about white collar criminals is that they are so greedy and so self-confident that they are clever enough to never get caught is going to be the very thing that unravels this fascist regimen.  There are so many lies involved in this administration that someone as utterly incompetent as Donald Trump will not be able to keep track of them.

The second part of this circus is Ivanka Trump and her utterly stupid use of a private e-mail server.  The rotten apple does not fall far from the tree.  Ivanka and her husband are wormy apples.  It's just a shame that these Trumps all reproduced at such ugly rates.  What will happen to their children when they are all serving time?  Perhaps we should snatch them up and put them in the same detention camps that we send immigrant children to.  After all, these people have been trying to convince us that this practice is completely fair and humane.

The third ring is Melania Trump, or as she is known in liberal circles, Melanoma Trump - a dangerous cancer that threatens all serious women.  From her Be Best campaign (which went nowhere and is basically as meaningless as it's grammatically stupid name) to her decorating the White House with blood red Christmas Trees, this person is an utter joke.  It's almost like her staff is helping her look ignorant and ridiculous.  Anyone who would stay with a sleaze ball like Donald Trump is obviously a prostitute.  A very well-paid prostitute, but a prostitute, nevertheless.  I don't feel sorry for Melania at all.  She sold herself out a long time ago, and no matter what she does, she just looks like a ridiculously kept woman at every turn.  That she despises Donald Trump is obvious, but she despises him less than she covets her own financial well-being.

I hate pigs.  And the Trump Family is composed of the fattest pigs on Earth.  The Pig Circus has come to town.








Monday, November 19, 2018

Mueller

Donald Trump is refusing a speak with Robert Mueller because a liar will ALWAYS avoid a situation where his lies might actually be found out. 

That's the long and short of it.

Not only is Donald Trump a terrible liar, he's REALLY BAD at it.  Mental Illness Anyone?  Liars almost always suffer from some debilitating personality disorder. 

At any rate - the whole world is waiting and watching for this asshat to finally be taken down.  No one in this country had any idea how much harm an idiot in the oval office could actually do - but the answer to that one is an idiot in the oval office can endanger the world, thanks to idiots in the voting booth.  Yes Sirree Bob, we got us an officially evil ignoramus at the helm.  Hitler seems to have been Trump's hero as he doggedly follow a certain Hitleresque strategy.

Hitler was a mastermind of disinformation, war, terrorism and genocide.  Trump emulates many of Hitler's strategies, but the difference between Hitler and Trump is that Hitler was a dark genius and Donald Trump, pasty-eyed fool that he is,  can barely string four words together to make a sentence. 

Nevertheless, if Mueller doesn't take this guy down soon, we're all in for a lot of misery.  The Emperor has no brain and we are all going to suffer because of it.



Monday, November 12, 2018

California Nightmare

I am suffering complete revulsion because of Donald Trump's response to the fires raging in California.  A whole town burned to the ground, and this monster's first response is to blame the state for poor forest management and threaten to cut federal funding.  It isn't hard to understand that Donald Trump hates California more than he hates immigrants.  They almost never vote red.  Lots of intelligent people live there with enough money to answer Trump's dark money investment in subhuman candidates like him.  But the thing that really gets to me is that he is absolutely without compassion for the loss of life and the loss of people's homes and businesses.  Who can view what is happening in California and not feel horror and sorrow?  Apparently, Donald Trump can.  If this isn't proof positive that he is an evil man, than that proof doesn't exist anywhere in the universe.

Our fractious leader disrespects all veterans by not showing up at a memorial service because its raining.  He refuses to ride/walk with other world leaders.  The only time Trump had a genuine smile on his face is when he saw Putin.  He is more then ready to kiss Putin's a$$ because Putin is holding his family's personal purse strings.  And the pee tape.

This traitorous, ignorant, disgusting piece of slime masquerading as a human being is a far more dangerous predator than the Hollywood fantasy counterpart.  It is time to remove him from office.  It is time to save this country and have real conversations about the fractures that exist among its people.  It's time for us to decide who we want to be, and then be it.  Through our vote and with the right candidates, we can go from hideous to hopeful.  Embrace politicians who talk about term limits, campaign funding reform and those who protect the environment, promise to keep Wall Street in check, and who believe in the dangers of the military/industrial complex.

Let's take back America.  We're off to a good start.

Friday, November 9, 2018

How Did We End Up With The Psychopath Donald Trump?

That Donald Trump is becoming increasingly insane is evident.  He lies even when there are records, video recordings, paper trails, and eye witness accounts to his lies.  He just can't stop himself.  That is commonly known as insanity.  When confronted with his lies and misinformation, he throws temper tantrums.  That is insanity.

America - you have a psychopathic liar as your leader.  Most intelligent people are in severe distress knowing a man who should be heavily medicated with powerful anti psychotic medication is flying around on Air Force One pretending he is an important leader.

How did this happen to us?  Russia meddling aside - America itself seems in need of sedation and psychotherapy.  That's how this happened to us.

We have career politicians tying the feedbag on at the public trough.  They care little for the citizens of this once fine land, and have become completely addicted to dark money, thug power and poisoning this entire country for profit.  Be it raping the environment, starting wars so those invested in the military/industrial complex become obscenely wealthy, letting people die unnecessarily through a lack of health care, imprisoning small children in cages......whatever dastardly acts that have been exposed under this joke of an administration is all symptomatic of a very sick America.

At this point, I, for one, don't think we can recover.  We are ripe for a civil war.  We are deeply in debt to the Chinese.  Russia has so many inroads to our government, this land is starting to look more and more like a totalitarian state.  Donald Trump must be removed from office immediately.  He has done nothing but harm this nation.  He is a traitor.  He is the enemy of democracy.  We must start to understand that he may well be the death of all of us.  And we better understand that soon.

Thursday, November 8, 2018

Bacon, Eggs and Mass Shootings

I wonder what it would be like to wake up and not hear about the latest mass murder committed in America.  I think it would be lovely - like having a pumpkin turn into a glass coach to convey you to the ball, a gown made of birds and butterflies or winning the freaking lottery when you have exactly $8.37 in your wallet and payday is two days away.

This gun-loving nation suffers yet another tragedy, while our leaders offer thoughts, prayers and little else to keep us safe.

Bottom line - the NRA is a terrorist organization whom offers huge sums of cash to politicians in exchange for the right to put every possible weapon out there on our streets.  We all know politician is a polite word for money grubbing whore, and that the standard rhetoric will be "it's too soon to talk about gun control".

In Louisiana, one of our U.S. representatives was shot up at a Washington D.C. baseball game.  (The extent of his injuries remains a private matter, but I'm guessing his manhood is no longer fully intact.)  Yet, this same congressman advocates for gun rights and is still taking money from the NRA.  He is immensely popular among his constituents.  Personally, he falls into my category of "you can't fix stupid", and another unfortunate truth that you can still screw many people even without a proper set of balls.

When one becomes a victim of gun violence, and one still advocates for the NRA and gun rights, including assault/military grade weapons, then one has lost all credibility of having any integrity whatsoever not to mention any semblance of sanity.

I don't think anyone has to look any further than this particular congressman to understand America's violent and murderous nature.  Scalise Unchained.  The intelligence is silent. That's what we got here down in the deep south. We will serve up a healthy dose of NRA rhetoric with your morning grits.  We will put on a suit and tie to hide the fact that underneath, we're a predatory and dangerous animal.  America will continue to build warships, warplanes, and warmongers because we're so great we have to protect our greatness.

We're not so great.  We have been unraveling since Columbine.  There's a big hole in our fabric and our sorry a$$ is showing.  Don't tell the Emperor.  He'll take your press pass.




Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Resurrecting the Bitch

I have not written a new post for almost a year.  My reasons are varied and numerous, but I've decided to return to this forum because there's no limit of fun one can have in two years of living in New Orleans.

Time to get sob....er....serious.

I took a break from my political discourse because I live in southern Louisiana, where the rednecks make Wisconsin rednecks look like good Congregational Church-goers at a Sunday night pot-luck supper.  I'm surrounded by the Atchafalaya Swamp, which is a great place to get rid of a body for anyone whom you might not hanker to.  The cops will never find me (mainly because they'll never look).  Outside of Orleans Parish, I will have no fans, here in Louisiana.  This is Trump Country.  Deep Red.  Missing Teeth Red.  Heavily Armed Red.   Is there a crayola named Ignorant Red?  Should be.  Alas, I will be mostly reviled by my fellow citizens and neighbors.

But it's not like I give a second thought to my detractors.  Never have.  I will show them in the most honest, deserving and realistic light, much as I show myself.

The Bitch is back.  For better or worse.