Thursday, August 25, 2016

Monty Trump

Donald Trump reminds me of that knight who was fighting a battle in Monty Python's "The Holy Grail".

He's laying on the ground.  His legs are cut off.  His arms are cut off.  His head is about to be cut off.  And he's threatening to bite his attackers as he flails around on the ground, completely nullified.

Donald Trump doesn't have the sense to know he is done for.  It proves that there is a special place in the universe for idiots.

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

F*ck This

I live in Iberville Parish - declared a federal disaster parish since the flood.

What f*cking since?

I'm still flooded.  No end in sight.  There is more water today than there was a week ago, and no action, other than pumps, has been taken.  Excuse me - pumps?  It's like trying to drain a swimming pool by the strawful.

This country is a cesspool of inefficient, useless plans and policies.  America can kiss my A$$ if the alligators don't f*cking chomp it first.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Trump in Baton Rouge for Massive Rally

Donald Trump landed in Baton Rouge today to show his support for flood victims.  An insipid crowd of ten people were waiting at the airport to greet him.

And speaking of Baton Rouge, the Obama-haters are outraged that the President didn't show up during the Great Flood of 2016. Obama didn't show up per the request of Governor John Bel Edwards, who did not want to pull law enforcement and first responders from the business of rescuing and saving people to provide a presidential security escort.  Good thinking, Governor Edwards!  Obama did respond by immediately declaring several Louisiana parishes as disaster areas and funding FEMA to help victims.

What's possibly the most disturbing thing of all is when the cabin door of Trump's plane was opened, the first two people out were military types armed and ready with assault weapons and little American flags sewn on their shirts.  Now that might appeal to all of the gun crazed 2nd Amendment righteous people in Louisiana, but it just gave me the message that this blowhard affront to humanity would merely take the tragedy of Louisiana's situation and make a mockery of it with his shameless pandering for a photo-op.

These statues showing up around the country of a naked Trump with a minuscule penis and no balls are more accurate than artful.  Trump's testicles are firmly in the pockets of his security detail.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Where the Hell is Trump?

Okay, so Baton Rouge has been under siege for awhile.......cop killings, killings by cops, entrenched racism, the great flood of 2016.

But where is Donald Trump?  Why isn't he all over the airwaves telling us how Crooked Hilary is to blame, and how it's all Obama's fault?

What this town needs right now is a gas bag like Trump coming in to tell us how he feels our pain, knows what we're going through and enlightening us all with his "plan".

There is no plan.  Not from Donald Trump.  Donald Trump, who certainly will fare better in Louisiana (don't get me started) than in any other state, can't even strategically figure out that his presence here would at least seal a win.  But since he has no strategic planning ability, Donald Trump is not in Baton Rouge, nor does this writer expect him to be.  And if you can't deal with a little thing like an American city under water and billions of dollars in property damage, how the hell could anyone expect him to do anything in a global crisis?

Donald Trump.  Absent in Baton Rouge.  Absent in Louisiana.  Absent in America.  Absent wherever the rivers are 20' above flood stage.  I guess he just wouldn't want to get those Chinese suit pants wet.

Friday, August 12, 2016

Why Donald Trump is the Joke of the Century

It doesn't really matter how a buffoon like Donald Trump got as far as he did in the 2016 presidential election.  Suffice it to say, there is population of uneducated (mostly) white men and women who succumb to bufoonery because of a misplaced adoration of firearms and deep seated biases against protected classes.  They are religiously Christian, as well, diligently taking their pistols to church on Sunday while swearing on the bible that it is their God-given right to do so.  I'm sure they all believe Jesus would have never been nailed had he carried a Colt.  I doubt seriously if a one of them could actually quote an actual verse attributed to Jesus from the bible, especially one about peace.

But Trump's latest verbal diarrhea is a true window into his mind.  A petulant little temper-tantrum throwing bully whom, if he can't win one way, will win via violence.

So here are some reasons why Donald Trump is the Joke of the Century:

1.  Won't take advice due to untreated narcissistic personality disorder.  Potentially catastrophic outcomes when his ego over inflates and tries to blow out of his body.

2,  He's a liar.  It's easy to see he's a liar because he back peddles so unconvincingly.

3.  Not interested at all in America.  His presidential run started as a joke and many people mistook him for being serious.  He's not. He's incapable of serious.  He is good at cheating, conniving and hoodwinking.  He doesn't have the brains nor the temperament for anything serious.

4.  His casino lost money.  Seriously?

5.  He tries to hide his misogyny by claiming he'll appoint his daughter to his cabinet?  As what?  I see a Joseph Goebbels in the making here - the propaganda machine of the contemporary American version of the Nazi Party, dressed in the uniform du jour - designer labels.  Ivanka may look good and appeal to an audience, but my money says everything about her is smoke, mirrors and fakery.  The plastic apple doesn't fall far from the t.v. set tree.

6.  He thinks he's a winner.  No winner would ever wear that hair.  Period.  In fact, all people should cast their vote based on who has the better hair, Donald or Hilary.  It makes more sense than to vote based on what Donald Trump says he'll accomplish, because his campaign promises are as empty and ridiculous as the thoughts in his head.

7.  Ever take a peek inside Donald Trump's posh penthouse?  It looks like a bordello in gold-plated hell.  Does come with an upgraded wife every few years, though.  If Donald Trump was looking for a way to showcase his wealth, success and business acumen, he should have filled the space with slot machines that paid out BIG on every spin.  Maybe then people would visit.  Doubtful.  He'd have a robot who picks your pocket as it's helping you put on your coat.

8. He's dangerous.  At the root of everything, he's a dangerous man.  As dangerous as Hitler.

9.  He's not very bright.  I always thought our former presidents (with the exception of George W. Bush and a few others) were relatively bright.  Look what happened under not-so-bright George W. Bush's watch.  Nothing good.  Nothing at all.  Bush, however, was surrounded by people whose brightness was limited, but nevertheless effective, in how to steal an election.

10.  No one with any sensibility whatsoever - and by this I mean people who vote intellectually, not emotionally, wants this class A clown near the White House. Not even for a tour.