F*ck This

I live in Iberville Parish - declared a federal disaster parish since the flood.

What f*cking since?

I'm still flooded.  No end in sight.  There is more water today than there was a week ago, and no action, other than pumps, has been taken.  Excuse me - pumps?  It's like trying to drain a swimming pool by the strawful.

This country is a cesspool of inefficient, useless plans and policies.  America can kiss my A$$ if the alligators don't f*cking chomp it first.