So this damned Corona Virus hit America and the world, like a great big meaty hand slapping a delicate little face.
We're all sick of being confined to our houses. But going anywhere is out of the question because everybody's potentially contagious and nothing at all is open. (I assume there are some restaurants and bars open in South Dakota.......where else are all those feverish meat packers going to go and complain that their out of a job? But damn their governor is great for keeping Harry's House of Hicks open.
We are all sick of it. And we're sick of this insane horse's ass Donald Trump coming into our living rooms every night just as we're getting ready to cook our tasteless food and drink our cheap wine. We're sick of him coming into our living rooms and telling us to inject Clorox or shine some light up our anuses to kill the virus. That's right folks. That's what he said.
So I give a crap if I'm confined --- have been for two months already ----- and I give another crap if I'm eating mine or my husband's cooking because frankly, we're both pretty damned good cooks. But I do mind having a f*cking idiot for a president. I mind a lot. I mind so much that given half an opportunity, I'd pin this son of a bitch to the ground and inject him with Clorox myself. I'd tie a bandanna around his shit spewing mouth so tight, his beady eyes would pop out. I'd kick his stupid ass until the last of his brains fell out on my shoes, and then I'd tap dance across his bloated ass dead body with broken glass slippers. And then just for the fun of it, I'd smoke a hole pack of cigarettes sitting on top of his blubber and I'd put every one of those damned cigarettes out on his face.
Can you believe this motherf*cker let this happen here? And he's got the f*cking audacity to come on television every night and tell us what a great job he's doing.
I got a great job for you, f*ckwad.......Resign and go sit on your gold plated toilet for the rest of your godforsaken life. We're all just ready for you to be dead. DEAD. BE DEAD. BE DEAD SOON.
Friday, April 24, 2020
Tuesday, April 21, 2020
Georgia, Florida, South Carolina and Texas AIN'T WE GOT FUN!!!!
The four states in the title are home to some of the most ignorant politicians on the face of the Earth.
I could give you names and any number of examples, but let's just pick one particularly stupid and offensive thing that was said today.
The Lieutenant Governor of Texas told his people (this regarding opening businesses in his state during a pandemic) that people dying don't really matter if the economy rebounds.
Well Texas always likes to brag about how big it is, how great it is, how proud it is. Soon they will be able to boast how many dead people gave their lives trying to save their economy. Frankly, no one's economy can be saved at this point, and we are never going to go back to what used to pass as normal. (It wasn't.) This is a scary thing but it is not necessarily a bad thing. Navigating uncharted waters is treacherous. Especially with a status quo government that has allowed this nightmare we find ourselves in to happen. We need a new governing body. Of that we're all in agreement.
The oil industry basically collapsed in the world yesterday.......and there's a lot of unhappy oil millionaires in Texas. There's some pretty upset Saudi royal family members too. The oil industry dying yesterday was a monumental thing ---- bad for the billionaires, pretty f*cking great for the environment. No one sees that silver lining, because the politicians and the billionaires want you to see the worst, so you can get the f*ck back to the business of making money for them. If a few thousand of you die along the way, so be it.
These four states are Trumplandia - reddest blood in America, steeped in a tradition of racism unparalleled outside of America's deep south. And these four states are about to bring you, in dying color, the end of the United States.
So take off your MAGA hat and salute these people.......
I intend to look on the bright side. Out of the ashes of the fire these four states ignite today with their stupidity, what will rise? Something more in keeping with our forefather's vision when they wrote the Constitution?
Whatever it is, it will certainly be an improvement on the "what was" for most of us.
Either way, expect some pretty massive crematoriums to be built. The dead are piling up already, and these four states just put Covid-19 on steroids.
F*cking politicians.
I could give you names and any number of examples, but let's just pick one particularly stupid and offensive thing that was said today.
The Lieutenant Governor of Texas told his people (this regarding opening businesses in his state during a pandemic) that people dying don't really matter if the economy rebounds.
Well Texas always likes to brag about how big it is, how great it is, how proud it is. Soon they will be able to boast how many dead people gave their lives trying to save their economy. Frankly, no one's economy can be saved at this point, and we are never going to go back to what used to pass as normal. (It wasn't.) This is a scary thing but it is not necessarily a bad thing. Navigating uncharted waters is treacherous. Especially with a status quo government that has allowed this nightmare we find ourselves in to happen. We need a new governing body. Of that we're all in agreement.
The oil industry basically collapsed in the world yesterday.......and there's a lot of unhappy oil millionaires in Texas. There's some pretty upset Saudi royal family members too. The oil industry dying yesterday was a monumental thing ---- bad for the billionaires, pretty f*cking great for the environment. No one sees that silver lining, because the politicians and the billionaires want you to see the worst, so you can get the f*ck back to the business of making money for them. If a few thousand of you die along the way, so be it.
These four states are Trumplandia - reddest blood in America, steeped in a tradition of racism unparalleled outside of America's deep south. And these four states are about to bring you, in dying color, the end of the United States.
So take off your MAGA hat and salute these people.......
I intend to look on the bright side. Out of the ashes of the fire these four states ignite today with their stupidity, what will rise? Something more in keeping with our forefather's vision when they wrote the Constitution?
Whatever it is, it will certainly be an improvement on the "what was" for most of us.
Either way, expect some pretty massive crematoriums to be built. The dead are piling up already, and these four states just put Covid-19 on steroids.
F*cking politicians.
Thursday, April 16, 2020
The Quiet Revolution
If ya'll live in this world (and I assume most everyone reading this does), then you know what a giant mess we're in with this pandemic.
If you're fortunate enough to be experiencing this Disaster outside of the United States, I envy you. You, at least, have leadership and sense guiding you.
Here in America, Donald J. Trump can't wait to get everyone back to what he considers "NORMAL". NOTE: Anything Donald J. Trump would consider "normal" is very f*cked up to begin with.
Our leader is telling us to go back to work, even though one in eight pregnant women showing up in NYC hospitals to deliver their babies are testing positive for corona virus .......without showing any symptoms. Now apply that same ratio to the general public, and you come to the conclusion that unless and until every American citizen can be tested, it is UNSAFE to reopen America. (How f*cking safe America ever was to begin with is a whole other can of shit spinach.)
And so we here in the United States must unite and tell our increasingly insane (and everyday less capable of hiding it) leader that we will not go back to work.
F*CK NO, WE WON'T GO!
This is a quiet revolution. We won't be taking to the streets as some idiots just did in Michigan. We won't be holding demonstrations.
We will, from the comfort, newness, boredom and delight of our isolation, be telling you that until everyone is tested, we will not be going back to work. Your economy can collapse around your ears, but we are not expendable and we are not going to listen to you.
So NO. Just say NO. Just say NO to the mess our leader has gotten us into, And let's talk about the new world that is being born from this.
A world that is long overdue.
If you're fortunate enough to be experiencing this Disaster outside of the United States, I envy you. You, at least, have leadership and sense guiding you.
Here in America, Donald J. Trump can't wait to get everyone back to what he considers "NORMAL". NOTE: Anything Donald J. Trump would consider "normal" is very f*cked up to begin with.
Our leader is telling us to go back to work, even though one in eight pregnant women showing up in NYC hospitals to deliver their babies are testing positive for corona virus .......without showing any symptoms. Now apply that same ratio to the general public, and you come to the conclusion that unless and until every American citizen can be tested, it is UNSAFE to reopen America. (How f*cking safe America ever was to begin with is a whole other can of shit spinach.)
And so we here in the United States must unite and tell our increasingly insane (and everyday less capable of hiding it) leader that we will not go back to work.
F*CK NO, WE WON'T GO!
This is a quiet revolution. We won't be taking to the streets as some idiots just did in Michigan. We won't be holding demonstrations.
We will, from the comfort, newness, boredom and delight of our isolation, be telling you that until everyone is tested, we will not be going back to work. Your economy can collapse around your ears, but we are not expendable and we are not going to listen to you.
So NO. Just say NO. Just say NO to the mess our leader has gotten us into, And let's talk about the new world that is being born from this.
A world that is long overdue.
Friday, March 20, 2020
Welcome to the Petri Dish
It's a real disaster here in America.
We have a president who:
1. Told citizens Covid19 was a democratic hoax.
2. Kept the numbers of virus infections a secret from citizens because the numbers would make him "look bad".
3. Continually lies about medicinal cures and equipment availability, while patting himself on his back and saying he's a real war-time president.
4. Sent a couple of naval hospital ships to help in Washington State and New York. Ships - but no medical staff.
5. Shirks any responsibility for causing this debacle and wouldn't know how to fix this debacle because all the king's horses and all the king's men are basically total flunked out sycophants.
6. When he does get someone decent to address the crisis, he barely lets him speak, because this one, solitary, loan doctor will tell the truth.
7. The New York and Los Angeles mayors are taking extreme action, which should be taken nation-wide, to help curb the spread of Covid19.
8. Trump "doesn't think" we need to be extreme. Well, Trump doesn't think. That's what we all know.
Frankly, all Trump can do is lie. That's all he's ever been able to do. He is no negotiator, he is no diplomat, he is no statesman. He's a total fool in a big fat body with a teeny tiny, barely functioning brain. He not only didn't drain the swamp, he IS the swamp.
And he's going to kill us.
Why are we letting him stay in office?
We have a president who:
1. Told citizens Covid19 was a democratic hoax.
2. Kept the numbers of virus infections a secret from citizens because the numbers would make him "look bad".
3. Continually lies about medicinal cures and equipment availability, while patting himself on his back and saying he's a real war-time president.
4. Sent a couple of naval hospital ships to help in Washington State and New York. Ships - but no medical staff.
5. Shirks any responsibility for causing this debacle and wouldn't know how to fix this debacle because all the king's horses and all the king's men are basically total flunked out sycophants.
6. When he does get someone decent to address the crisis, he barely lets him speak, because this one, solitary, loan doctor will tell the truth.
7. The New York and Los Angeles mayors are taking extreme action, which should be taken nation-wide, to help curb the spread of Covid19.
8. Trump "doesn't think" we need to be extreme. Well, Trump doesn't think. That's what we all know.
Frankly, all Trump can do is lie. That's all he's ever been able to do. He is no negotiator, he is no diplomat, he is no statesman. He's a total fool in a big fat body with a teeny tiny, barely functioning brain. He not only didn't drain the swamp, he IS the swamp.
And he's going to kill us.
Why are we letting him stay in office?
Thursday, January 9, 2020
Excuse Me, Mark Zuckerberg, But Your Vagina is Showing
Today I got kicked off Facebook for the third or fourth time - I lose track. I made a remark that ended something like, STFU Lindsay Graham Cracker.
Well then.
Apparently Cracker is hate speech, but behind Graham? Does anyone order crackers with their soup in Mobile, Alabama at the white only diner? Fucking hate speech if you do! They might serve crackers but you better not ask for them.
So up rises the mighty FACEBOOK brown shirts to tell me that I am banned for seven days for saying cracker in the same sentence as I said Lindsay Graham.
You know what, Zuckerberg - you cheap whore in an expensive suit with a fucking ugly haircut......your vagina is showing. The hypocrisy oozing from your wretched attempt at a legitimate existence soils the world in excrement.
Let's look at Zuckerberg.
A Class A Criminal with a pedigreed education. While at college, he stole the idea of social media from two other students......and that education kept him from going to prison and earned him billions of dollars.
Of course, Mark Zuckerberg is now one of the nation's leading greedy whores and must embrace republican theocracy. To put that in terms the average reader can understand --- Republican theocracy means you must love money above all else, hate to pay taxes, pretend you're religious, pose as a decent human being and basically exchange Democracy for Oligarchy, while killing off anything undesirable, i.e., anyone not having billions of dollars.
And Mark Zuckerberg is worried about me calling Lindsay Graham Cracker a cracker?
Mark Zuckerberg, if I am not mistaken, allowed Donald Trump to rise to a position of power while accepting money in exchange for the posting of lies, disinformation, and flat out repulsively blatant foreign interference from a hostile government, namely Russia. Mark Zuckerberg, just like Donald Trump, has no qualms about accepting money from our enemies if it makes him richer. He wants to be a head Oligarch when our democracy is toppled, and he's right on track to be just that. Gilead, anyone? It's where we're headed.
But Mark Zuckerberg is punishing me for referring to Lindsay Graham as a cracker.
Mark Zuckerberg is as full of crap as they come. His true colors are evident in just about everything he has done and will do in the future. He lies. He steals. He cheats. He should go buy himself a real short skirt and show everyone his vagina. He shows it off in every other conceivable way.
Like Trump, Zuckerberg is a fucking coward hiding behind his money. His penis has been pimped out to the highest bidder and he's left with a vagina, which doesn't make him any smarter, but does expose him for the dickless piece of human excrement he actually is.
But as Zuckerberg has done from the beginning.......he'll get the little guy to pay the price that should be extracted from him. Fucking parasites. They're the worst.
Well then.
Apparently Cracker is hate speech, but behind Graham? Does anyone order crackers with their soup in Mobile, Alabama at the white only diner? Fucking hate speech if you do! They might serve crackers but you better not ask for them.
So up rises the mighty FACEBOOK brown shirts to tell me that I am banned for seven days for saying cracker in the same sentence as I said Lindsay Graham.
You know what, Zuckerberg - you cheap whore in an expensive suit with a fucking ugly haircut......your vagina is showing. The hypocrisy oozing from your wretched attempt at a legitimate existence soils the world in excrement.
Let's look at Zuckerberg.
A Class A Criminal with a pedigreed education. While at college, he stole the idea of social media from two other students......and that education kept him from going to prison and earned him billions of dollars.
Of course, Mark Zuckerberg is now one of the nation's leading greedy whores and must embrace republican theocracy. To put that in terms the average reader can understand --- Republican theocracy means you must love money above all else, hate to pay taxes, pretend you're religious, pose as a decent human being and basically exchange Democracy for Oligarchy, while killing off anything undesirable, i.e., anyone not having billions of dollars.
And Mark Zuckerberg is worried about me calling Lindsay Graham Cracker a cracker?
Mark Zuckerberg, if I am not mistaken, allowed Donald Trump to rise to a position of power while accepting money in exchange for the posting of lies, disinformation, and flat out repulsively blatant foreign interference from a hostile government, namely Russia. Mark Zuckerberg, just like Donald Trump, has no qualms about accepting money from our enemies if it makes him richer. He wants to be a head Oligarch when our democracy is toppled, and he's right on track to be just that. Gilead, anyone? It's where we're headed.
But Mark Zuckerberg is punishing me for referring to Lindsay Graham as a cracker.
Mark Zuckerberg is as full of crap as they come. His true colors are evident in just about everything he has done and will do in the future. He lies. He steals. He cheats. He should go buy himself a real short skirt and show everyone his vagina. He shows it off in every other conceivable way.
Like Trump, Zuckerberg is a fucking coward hiding behind his money. His penis has been pimped out to the highest bidder and he's left with a vagina, which doesn't make him any smarter, but does expose him for the dickless piece of human excrement he actually is.
But as Zuckerberg has done from the beginning.......he'll get the little guy to pay the price that should be extracted from him. Fucking parasites. They're the worst.
Thursday, January 2, 2020
WTF
Leave it to that utter moron in the oval office to plunge the United States into another disastrous conflict in the middle east.
Distractions at the expense of global security. Trump doesn't care. He'll do anything at this point to look like a leader, when in reality ---- this assassination in Iraq has made us all very vulnerable to every conceivable kind of mayhem.
All you idiots who voted for this bullshit artist better prepare your sons and daughters for years of war, violence, and apocalyptic living conditions, because the President Without a Brain has plunged the entire world into darkness. What a perfect way to distract you from the Articles of Impeachment.
You stupid, stupid people.
At this point, it is hard for me to say whom I detest more ---- Trump or you.
Distractions at the expense of global security. Trump doesn't care. He'll do anything at this point to look like a leader, when in reality ---- this assassination in Iraq has made us all very vulnerable to every conceivable kind of mayhem.
All you idiots who voted for this bullshit artist better prepare your sons and daughters for years of war, violence, and apocalyptic living conditions, because the President Without a Brain has plunged the entire world into darkness. What a perfect way to distract you from the Articles of Impeachment.
You stupid, stupid people.
At this point, it is hard for me to say whom I detest more ---- Trump or you.
Sunday, December 15, 2019
Joy to the World
It's that time of year when everyone seems to get a little part of the Christmas spirit.....whether they're true believers or cynics, Jews or Buddhists, Muslims or Scientologists. Even the most atheist among us have a soft spot in their heart for Christmas music, ice skates, snow, mittens, cocoa, cookies, and peace on Earth.
One day of the year, one can almost physically feel the peace on Earth. It doesn't matter if it's just a perception and that we go back to being just awful to each other the next day. The Christmas spirit exists in all of us for a brief 24 hour period every year.
I guess that's better than nothing - one single day of the year where we shut down the negativity and we all pretend that there is hope for a more joyous new year. In fact, a lot of us aren't pretending - we're really hopeful that this peace on Earth feeling actually does last longer than dinner at Grandma's house.
Alas.
I'm far away from my family, and Christmas will be a small affair. There won't be a ton of presents to unwrap (darn), or little toddlers tearing into their gifts and being more delighted with the boxes they came in. There won't be a flurry of anxious activity while dinner for sixteen gets served up, or a mountain of dishes to scrape and clean. There won't be anyone a few martinis over the line, or any petty squabbles between siblings. There will just be people who honestly care about each other spending a quiet evening at home. Like most of our evenings. I guess everyday in my house is like Christmas (without the presents).
I'd like to give a gift to everyone --- an idea that every day can feel like Christmas if every day we pretend its Christmas. We try to be more charitable, we care more about our fellow beings, we are more generous with our money and our time. We actually help someone who needs our help, not because they've asked for our help, but because we are actually seeing them and the situations they are in. That is Christmas and that is what I wish we would always feel. It should not be limited to 24 hours once a year. It loses all sincerity if that is all it is.
One day of the year, one can almost physically feel the peace on Earth. It doesn't matter if it's just a perception and that we go back to being just awful to each other the next day. The Christmas spirit exists in all of us for a brief 24 hour period every year.
I guess that's better than nothing - one single day of the year where we shut down the negativity and we all pretend that there is hope for a more joyous new year. In fact, a lot of us aren't pretending - we're really hopeful that this peace on Earth feeling actually does last longer than dinner at Grandma's house.
Alas.
I'm far away from my family, and Christmas will be a small affair. There won't be a ton of presents to unwrap (darn), or little toddlers tearing into their gifts and being more delighted with the boxes they came in. There won't be a flurry of anxious activity while dinner for sixteen gets served up, or a mountain of dishes to scrape and clean. There won't be anyone a few martinis over the line, or any petty squabbles between siblings. There will just be people who honestly care about each other spending a quiet evening at home. Like most of our evenings. I guess everyday in my house is like Christmas (without the presents).
I'd like to give a gift to everyone --- an idea that every day can feel like Christmas if every day we pretend its Christmas. We try to be more charitable, we care more about our fellow beings, we are more generous with our money and our time. We actually help someone who needs our help, not because they've asked for our help, but because we are actually seeing them and the situations they are in. That is Christmas and that is what I wish we would always feel. It should not be limited to 24 hours once a year. It loses all sincerity if that is all it is.
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