Alright, I've dragged out the paddles and charged the defibrillator, it's time to revive the Bitches because, frankly, the presidential campaign of 2016 will provide just too much fodder to go unremarked. I plan to return to my semi-retirement life of drinking southern liquor based cocktails as soon as the United States of America announces a new president (assuming Donald Trump is physically able of uttering the words "concede"). I have my doubts.
It's come down to Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump.
It's hardly fair to Donald Trump. His entire campaign has been based, thus far, on making inflammatory racist and sexist comments, riling up a large percentage of racist and sexist Americans in the process. He wants to make America great again, which based on his history, means allowing the 1% to do whatever they want while the rest of us suffer the consequences of unbridled greed. Yeah - that would be great alright. We're all looking forward to getting kicked in the a$$ by millionaires. It's what we live for. The Donald cannot possibly stand against The Hillary. It will be interesting watching the verbal castration.
It hardly pays to ponder how a horse's patoot like Donald Trump actually won the Republican nomination. Let's just say, there's BIG trouble in the GOP, and the United States of America has successfully been dumbed down.
On the brighter side, I am anxiously awaiting Hillary's vice presidential pick. The Donald's .....not so much, although it's been a riot watching Chris Christie grovel and lap at his feet. But the Donald is not against burning bridges, so I think Chris Christie should take the tunnel. Here is my list of potential candidates for Donald's running mate:
1. Sarah Palin.
2. Scott Walker
3. Joe Arpaio
4. Mel Gibson
None of my four picks would bring anything to Donald Trump's campaign, which is exactly what Donald Trump brings.
So when the name calling can take a back seat to the actual debating, the chips will fall where they may, and the people who know something about something will make a very public and entertaining humiliation out of the big mouth, blow hard Donald Trump.
I look forward to watching the unraveling.