Chopper Talk

Trump's White House is so cowardly.

No press conferences are held. 
Speeches by his royal a$$ness are given rarely, and they are so befuddled, no one can figure out the content.

The Trump in the Dump seems oddly (and only) comfortable with the whir of helicopter rotors spinning in the background.

Perhaps that noise will mask his lies (in his mind)?
Perhaps he can use that noise to say we misunderstood him, or he didn't properly hear the question.

Or perhaps those chopper blades make him feel so grand --- he's the president, getting on his chopper to take a trip to the VA Hospital to hand out purple hearts.  He's important --- can't you hear the chopper?  Watch him salute the chopper Marine ---- as if he's practiced in front of the mirror for hours getting that right.  (Since he gets so little else right, I suppose we must give credit where credit is due.)

It's a cowardly act, only talking in front of a whirring rotor.  It's designed to make you think he's important, and you are not.  WATCH ME SALUTE!!!!   I AM THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF!!!!

Donald Trump is the worst president the United States has ever witnessed.  And it is an absolute JOY witnessing his ultimate and thorough comeuppance.