Donald Trump, having been kicked off FaceBook, Twitter, Instagram, etc., has decided to launch his own social media website.
Of course, with Trump, nothing is social. It's just narcissistic. So let's have some fun with what he SHOULD call his new platform for rubes and the great unwashed.
1. Daily Utter Horseshit or DUH for short
2. Spelling Workbook
3. A Toilet full of Lies
4. Sit and Spin Right
5. Irrational National Monologue
6. Bridge for Sale
7. Please Send Me More Money
8. Your Favorite President Keeps Getting Indicted
9. Child Molester's Digest
10. A Streetcar named Delusion
Please let me know which one you prefer. Since Trump means fart in UK slang, I believe this new "social" media site will just be so many more Trumps in the wind. And they'll all stink.
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