WTF?

Scott Walker's rather stupid and increasingly annoying face appears on local television too much these days, touting how he's done well in bringing jobs to Wisconsin.  Question is.  What jobs?

Wisconsin's jobs have declined for the 6th month in a row.  Excuse me?  Where does Walker find the unmitigated gall to so bold faced lie, continuously.  Lies, spoken frequently and often enough, become truth to those who are too ignorant to research a fact.  Face it, if a person believes everything a politician says, well, they should apply for social security disability because they are either mentally defective or utterly senile.  Or just plain stupid.  That pretty much sums up Walker supporters.

Oh, wait.  I get it.  Scott Walker must be talking about the jobs he's created for his cronies.  Like Dennis Smith, who wouldn't know a good health or human service if it bit him in his a$$.  Or the job that went to a person with virtually no experience as a county clerk in northern Wisconsin.  Oh, Scott Walker is talking about jobs into which he placed his (ever dwindling supply of) cronies. 

Granted, we're in a deep recession here in Amerika, but even the country is faring far better than the state of Wisconsin.  Only one explanation.  We've got an idiot at the helm.  Wisconsin is the Titanic, no, worse; the Costa Whatsit that slammed into a reef off Italy.  That captain was intent on blowing his big horn, too. 

I am dismayed that the people in Wisconsin, some of them my neighbors no doubt, have aligned themselves with such a complete and utter moron.  Scott Walker is leading us into economic, environmental and educational hell.  I literally have to put my hands on my head to keep it from exploding every single time I see a Walker television ad.  With all the bad electricity running around Walker's skull, we can only hope he'll suffer spontaneous human combustion soon and literally become what he is figuratively, a pile of charred a$$h.

Bye Bye Perry!

Thankfully, Rick Perry has bowed out of the race for the republican nomination.   I've never liked Texas.  They like things big down there.  Big steaks.  Big ranches.  Big Oil.  Big Blonde Bimbos.  Big is Texas' catch word.  But bad things come in big, too.  Boy, they grow some bad big boys down there.  People who seem to have traded intelligence for size.  I guess I've never seen much good come out of Texas.  I always thought we should give it back to Mexico, or turn it over to the Palestinians.  At any rate, Rick Perry is one big bozo who would have made a terrible president.  Good riddance. 

So we've got Mitt.  Big, rich Mitt.  Yeah.  Right.  Another millionaire in the White House, pretending to represent the common man. 

Newt.  Gees.  This guys moral compass broke a long, long time ago.  And he's an over eater and an over indulger.

Santorum belongs in a sanitarium.  He needs treatments for his aversion to all things humanoid.

Ron Paul.  Out of touch with 21st century problems.

These are the candidates.  The republicans have a whole lot more to worry about than successfully challenging Obama.  It has become the party of doofusses, there's no doubt about it.  Can anyone in the world take America seriously?  I live here, and I can't, based on this roster.

Blah Blah Blah

Yes, tis the season when the winter blahs descend on all of us, that is, all of us stuck living in the frigid zones.

Even Scott Walker's self appreciating television ads are blah.  He always looks like a person whose mind is elsewhere.  And I AM being nice.  There is no physical proof that Scott Walker actually has a mind.

So here's some things you can do to enjoy life more in the dark days of Blah Season:

1.  Drink alcohol.  (Do this at home)

2.  Go to the Movies.  My recommendations:  The Descendants.  The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  Escapism on the silver screen has always been one of my favorite ways to ignore the cold. 

3.  Plan a gambling weekend.  It's always hot in the casinos.

4.  Research the ponies for when the tracks open next spring.

5.  Deface posters of Scott Walker.  Always carry a black magic marker.

6.  Go on vacation.  I am, but not until April.  By then, the days will be getting somewhat better (I can only hope.)

7.  Plan and cook hearty, hot, winter meals.

8.  Take your dog for a walk to get rid of the hearty, hot winter meals.

9.  Bake bread.  I love to bake bread.  I love to pound the hell out of a lump of dough, pretending it's every republican I love to hate.

10.  Move.

3,000 Pounds of Trouble for Oil Can Scotty

As Scott Walker speaks to the camera about his confidence that the citizens of Wisconsin will look at his record as "doing what he said he would do", the democrats turned in over 1,000,000 signatures on recall petitions today; the signed petitions weighing over 3,000 pounds.

I guess Scott Walker failed to remember that he did what he didn't say he'd do, i.e., destroy public employee unions. 

I guess Scott Walker thinks we all have very short memories and we'll conveniently forget all the damage he has done, all the shady maneuverings of his administration, and all the legislation he has proposed that is now winding its way through the courts because it is, after all, illegal.

Citizens, don't forget that Scott Walker is nothing more than an absolute liar.  We don't need nor do we want a lying S.O.B. as the head of the State of Wisconsin.  We can't afford to have an air head legislating our State into bankruptcy.  And that is sure to come unless we recall Walker NOW!  Looks like it's going to happen.  Oh Happy Day!

Today It Really Sucks to be in Wisconsin

Everyone in Wisconsin, with rare exception, is a Packer fan.  So today, all of us feel just awful.  You know a few bad games had to be played, it's just sad that one of them occurred during an important playoff.

Oh well.  You can't always get what you want.  And, you can't always win.  But you can still admire and respect the Packer's season, and feel thankful that the players are going to get some much needed (obviously) rest.

So, let's see.  Badgers lose the Rosebowl much like a game of deja vu.  Packers lose to the Giants.  Fan fervor cooled for now.  Walker still in office (recall petitions due tomorrow).  Gableman still sitting on the supreme court.  Abele not doing a whole lot for Milwaukee County unless its a way to shaft retirees.  Clarke looking more and more like an egomaniacal mad man than a law enforcement official.  I guess our only bright spots are the Mayor and the Police Chief.  Oh well, that's not too bad in the overall scheme of things.

Do The Republicans Have Enough Rope?

Watching the continuing debacle of Scott Walker's administration is a lesson in politics gone wrong.

The rapid exit of high-ranking Walker staff members when the John Doe investigation started.

Mike Gableman in hot water because of his unethical judicial behavior.

Money intended for families of wounded and killed Iraq war veterans stolen by high ranking Walker appointees.

The John Doe investigation churning on.

There does not seem to be an end to the allegations of misconduct by republican legislators.

So I suggest we all go to the hardware store and buy a length of clothesline, then send it to all republicans in the State of Wisconsin.  They probably have enough rope to hang themselves, but let's give them more, insuring the job will be well done and final. 

More Scott Walker $hithead Legislating

It should come as no surprise that the redistricting maps, drawn by the republican party here in Wisconsin, are completely inaccurate.

In fact, it should come as no surprise that anything Scott Walker or his administration conspires to do will be completely inaccurate.

His latest television campaign has him speaking to what a good governor he is because he closed the budget deficit without raising taxes.  Problem with that self-appreciating statement is that there was no budget deficit in the first place.  All the hype was created so Scott Walker could gut public employee unions.  The only thing Walker is capable of closing is his fly.  Let's hope that stays in the realm of possibility for him.  Of course, being the giant dick he is, what difference (and what sort of accomplishment) is that?

Anyhow, as I've stated many times in this blog, the only thing Scott Walker does is enact legislation that ultimately ends up in the courts, costing taxpayers far more money than the original legislation proposed to save.  The man is an idiot.  Anyone who agrees with him is an idiot.  Anyone who votes for him is an idiot.  And anyone who thinks Scott Walker should not be recalled is a f*cking idiot.

I look forward to announcements next week that Walker will be on the recall ballot.  More importantly, I look forward to an announcement from the courts that Scott Walker will be prosecuted.  Stupid is no excuse.  The man is a criminal.  Let's hope the grand jury can uncover the underhanded maneuverings of Scott Walker, and then bust him accordingly.