GOP TRANSLATOR

"FAMILY" =
The War on Gays

"PRO-LIFE" =
Pro-War.  Pro-Death Penalty.  Pro - We Choose for You

"RELIGIOUS FREEDOM" =
Freedom to Spread Christianity

"WAR ON RELIGION" =
It's unacceptable that our laws and culture aren't based solely on my interpretation of the bible.

"CAPITALISM" =
A market economy that's rigged towards the "Job Creators"

"JOB CREATORS" =
The source of lobbying funds that keep the system rigged.

"CLASS WARFARE" =
Stop pointing out that the system is rigged.

"ELITIST" =
Educated

"LIBERAL BIAS" =
The facts don't fit our narrative.

I don't know who the original author of this is, but he/she is right on target!

Walker's Legal Defense Fund

Walker, despite proclaiming that he is not under investigation for campaign violations, has set up a legal defense fund.  It's like hiring a lawyer two weeks before your wedding to handle your divorce.  If Walker is innocent and not the target of the investigation, then why set up a legal defense fund?  Poor Scotty.  Even his criminal activity is amateur.  I'd love to see this S.O.B. with a number on his back.  Can you imagine a disgraced governor in Columbia Correctional?  He won't have an easy time.  Of course, no inmate does, but hey, he could at least finish his degree.  He could also get a first hand lesson in how cutting DOC's budget created problems he hadn't thought of.  Walker seems to learn everything the hard way, if he learns anything at all.  One wonders.

Walker stinks.  His administration stinks.  And he's stinking up Wisconsin so bad, we all have to hold our noses.  On the bright side, a stinking Wisconsin could keep the summer FIB population down.  For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a FIB is a F*cking Illinois Bastard who spends summer in Wisconsin because Illinois is just about as boring as plain yogurt (except Chicago).

I have to laugh at all the people who are standing with Walker.  How are you going to spin  an indictment?  Shame on you.  Have you no dignity?  As I've said before, stand with Walker, walk away with scabies.

WE Energies CEO Makes Big Bucks Off Your Monthly Sweat To Cover Your Utility Bill

The CEO of WE Energies makes $11,346,447 per year.  That's not including his stock options and awards.

He got a $1.3 million dollar raise from what he was making last year.

Does this nauseate anyone, or am I alone in my disgust for these greedy whores?

How many of you shiver when the utility bill from WE Energies lands in your mailbox; feeling sick as you open it, wondering how simple things like light and heat can cost you so much money.  Truth is, they don't.  WE Energies is a monopoly, in bed with the Public Service Commission, and they can gouge to their heart's delight without any repercussions.

I wish I had an answer to this kind of manipulation from corporations, but I don't.  I do have a few thoughts about WE Energies though.

1.  They suck.  Blood.  Your blood. 

2.  They break the law all the time.  See current articles about how they broke the law with their retaining ponds at their Oak Creek power plant.  They'll get fined, but hey, when you can pay your CEO millions, and you can give him a raise of a million over last year's salary, what the HELL do they care?  They're rolling in cash.  Yours.  While you struggle to put hot dogs on the dinner table.

3.  They're the only game in town, so you really have no choice but to let them unfairly charge you for energy use.

I look forward to the day when we won't need corporations like this around anymore.  I look forward to the day when WE Energies is left out in the cold, completely in the dark. 

Better days are coming.  For us little folk.  I think the corporate greed bubble is about to burst and what a happy day it will be for all of us.

Sheriff Clarke Above Reproach?

Well, Sheriff Clarke, who kind of hogs the lemon-light of bad press, has come under scrutiny for his use of federal forfeiture funds. 

There are strict guidelines regarding the expenditure of monies under this program; and Clarke swears he is just a victim (again) of the County Board and the County Executive on a witch hunt.

Mayhaps.  But then why, I have to beg the question, did Clarke's Chief Financial Officer retire a few days ago?  Coincidence?  Bad Timing?  Stay tuned for a possibly odorous audit.

Swingin' Cat Walker

You can't swing a cat these days without hitting television and radio waves announcing the great job Scott Walker is doing as Governor of Wisconsin.

Yet, we are number one in jobs lost.  Wisconsin's economy is simply not recovering.  Of the promised 250,000 jobs that failed to materialize, Scott Walker is still blowing his horn.  Or blowing something.  Based on the size of his delusion, someone should see if there's a meth lab operating in Maple Bluff. 

Why do Scott Walker and the Koch Brothers, and all the other one per centers think the people of Wisconsin are stupid?  Probably because we are.  We elected this wretch of a human being, after all.  GOPPERs are stupid by nature, but the democrats who didn't vote in Wisconsin's most important election are equally stupid.  The one per centers are banking on our continued stupidity (combined with whatever other underhanded methods they can illegally legislate) to keep this horse's a$$ in power, despite his many failures. 

On the bright side, it's so DANG fun to watch the Koch Brothers and other uber rich people pour their ill-gotten monies into this recall election.    Nothing makes me happier than watching the rich lose money!

Why is America SOOOO Bi-Polar?

I can't help but notice that two out of every ten people I cross paths with these days has either bi-polar disorder or some other personality disorder that makes it impossible to want to be around them.

Is it the water?  Have we put enough plastic processing by-products into our drinking supply that some of us turn up with major brain disorders?

Is it the air?  Is America's air so tainted, it's choking off the oxygen supply to our brain?

Is it the food we eat, which, if you're not eating organic, is completely tainted with chemicals? 

Or is it just that America's karma is being leveled, and instead of being the powerful meanies of the big, bad world, we're now just the powerless victims of our self-created mental illness? 

Whatever it is, what a screwed up place to live.  I'd like to go to Ireland.  Weather is not the best, but the people are quite lovely.

I'd like to go to Belize.  I've never been a place quite like it, where poor people are about ninety times happier and nicer than most Americans.

I'd like to go to Costa Rica.  The only crazy there seems to be the ex-pats who drive like coked up $hitheads.

Well, dreams are free.  I am open to offers of making my dreams a reality.

The GOP (Greatly Opposed to Progress) Last Ditch Attempts to Ruin Wisconsin

Can you believe the nonsense the GOP engages in.  Scott Walker relaxing wetland rules to encourage business development?  We have no greater asset than Wisconsin's wonderful natural resources, but like everything else associated with Walker, he thinks he can turn it into money by destroying it.

This party is seriously on the brink of utter insanity.  Remember that when you go to the polls.