GOP TRANSLATOR

"FAMILY" =
The War on Gays

"PRO-LIFE" =
Pro-War.  Pro-Death Penalty.  Pro - We Choose for You

"RELIGIOUS FREEDOM" =
Freedom to Spread Christianity

"WAR ON RELIGION" =
It's unacceptable that our laws and culture aren't based solely on my interpretation of the bible.

"CAPITALISM" =
A market economy that's rigged towards the "Job Creators"

"JOB CREATORS" =
The source of lobbying funds that keep the system rigged.

"CLASS WARFARE" =
Stop pointing out that the system is rigged.

"ELITIST" =
Educated

"LIBERAL BIAS" =
The facts don't fit our narrative.

I don't know who the original author of this is, but he/she is right on target!