1. You should eat at home. This food make you blow up like jellyfish.
2. You leave lousy tips, miser.
3. Bus will hit you when you walk out door.
4. Stop using so much toilet paper.
5. Take Chinese mustard packets out of purse, thief.
6. Peking Duck watching you in Ladies Room.
7. Fortune don't come true if don't eat stale cookie.
8. You kinda dumb, yes?
9. Nothing good happen to you. Ever.
10. You too intoxicated to drive. Have more tea.
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