Monday, May 6, 2013

The Gospel of America According to the Republicans

Well, America is nothing less than a Holy Trinity to Republicans.

They revere, adore and worship just three things:

1.  Wealth

2.  Guns

3.  The pre-born.

What a country.  This can only work if all fetuses are actually born.  Then they must be born rich, tiny little trust fund wonders!  I wonder how much evolution will have to unfold before all those full term fetuses are born armed with a tiny little Colt 45 clutched in their dominant hand. They can shoot off any would-be intruder's hand while in-vitro.

God so obviously does not bless a Republican America.  Personally, I feel a great disturbance in the force.

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