Well, America is nothing less than a Holy Trinity to Republicans.
They revere, adore and worship just three things:
3. The pre-born.
What a country. This can only work if all fetuses are actually born. Then they must be born rich, tiny little trust fund wonders! I wonder how much evolution will have to unfold before all those full term fetuses are born armed with a tiny little Colt 45 clutched in their dominant hand. They can shoot off any would-be intruder's hand while in-vitro.
God so obviously does not bless a Republican America. Personally, I feel a great disturbance in the force.