If more people used contraceptives, there would be less republicans. I'm sure that's Obama's plan. Oh wait a minute. Republicans don't have sex for the purpose of reproduction. They only like sex where mass quantities of working class people can all get screwed at once without a condom. Are republicans like crack-addicted prostitutes, willing to turn any trick to put a penny in their pockets? Certainly seems so.
I find the republican attitude toward sex to be very informative. Republicans want to control the bedroom. Well, maybe that's not so bad. I mean, given their propensity to f*ck up the works, some bedrooms probably could use a little republican assistance.
Republicans are misguided misogynists, and any woman who votes republican votes against herself, her rights and her body. Is there anything more distressing to any sensible woman alive than a republican wifey who agrees with her husband because she doesn't have enough sense to wonder where her mind has gone? If ONLY their mothers had been given access to the pill!
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Ten Reasons to Be Happy You're Not a Republican
1. Your life isn't a series of more prevarication and back peddling to cover the lies you've already told.
2. Your wife doesn't look like Pat Nixon or Nancy Reagan.
3. Your children won't get beat up on the street.
4. Your mother raised you with an ounce of humor and a pound of warmth.
5. You still have the respect of most of your peers.
6. You don't have to bend down and pick up pennies because your whole life is not based on your personal net worth.
7. You have actually gone swimming in a pristine lake and know the value of clean water.
8. You don't engage in criminal behavior.
9. You don't constantly bitch about paying taxes.
10. You're not a f*cking moron.
2. Your wife doesn't look like Pat Nixon or Nancy Reagan.
3. Your children won't get beat up on the street.
4. Your mother raised you with an ounce of humor and a pound of warmth.
5. You still have the respect of most of your peers.
6. You don't have to bend down and pick up pennies because your whole life is not based on your personal net worth.
7. You have actually gone swimming in a pristine lake and know the value of clean water.
8. You don't engage in criminal behavior.
9. You don't constantly bitch about paying taxes.
10. You're not a f*cking moron.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Spin Doctor Walker
Walker is attempting to minimize his invitation to talk with D.A. John Chisholm as merely a "logical next step". Logical? Next Step? Then why hire two criminal defense attorneys? Why decline to comment who is going to pay for the criminal defense attorneys.
Walker is spinning more $hit out of straw. He has the exact opposite of the Midas Touch; everything he touches turns into an investigation.
This writer is very hopeful that Mr. Chisholm has crossed his "t's" and dotted his "i's" so that we can charge Mr. Walker with being the crook he is in terms of how he ran his gubernatorial campaign. It's quiet here, but the proverbial crap appears to be ready to hit the fan. May Mr. Walker be standing directly in front of that fan. The smell of crap would be an improvement over his permanent stench of a lying sack of $hit.
Walker is spinning more $hit out of straw. He has the exact opposite of the Midas Touch; everything he touches turns into an investigation.
This writer is very hopeful that Mr. Chisholm has crossed his "t's" and dotted his "i's" so that we can charge Mr. Walker with being the crook he is in terms of how he ran his gubernatorial campaign. It's quiet here, but the proverbial crap appears to be ready to hit the fan. May Mr. Walker be standing directly in front of that fan. The smell of crap would be an improvement over his permanent stench of a lying sack of $hit.
Saturday, February 4, 2012
February Continues to be Balmy
Well, we're just enjoying a mild winter here in Wisconsin. Of course, we are shoving to the back of our thought processes the reality that global warming is endangering the planet. Yes, I am happy to get a reprieve from a normal Wisconsin winter. No, I'm not foolish enough to believe that this is a good thing. No snow. No freeze. No good.
I'm going to New Orleans to celebrate spring. Hurricanes (in a glass), Antoine's, Cafe du Monde and $5 shrimp cocktails for lunch. Of course, it would be better if I was actually escaping Wisconsin's normally gray climate, but I love New Orleans, so it doesn't really matter. It is just hard to believe that last year at this time, my husband and I and our good friends were housebound, waiting for a plane that could take us to Costa Rica. Snowed in for four days. As we finally sat on the tarmac, watching the snow swirl outside the window, listening to my husband rant that we'd never get out of Wisconsin while the de-icers were working on the plane, it really hit home that we are all subject to mother nature's whims. So we really ought to stop tying her up and raping her.
Finally, I'm taking a drawing class and today will be class 2. Unfortunately, my homework assignment is about on a par with the drawings some of the kindergartners create at my school. I'm very curious to see just what my teacher can teach me about drawing. Basically, my artistic talents lies elsewhere, but it's tres cool to walk around with a sketch pad. As long as no one asks to take a peek.
Today is respite. Respite from Wisconsin politics. Respite from the stress of a new job. Respite from all things demanding.
Have a good Saturday everyone. Until we all get months of Sundays!
I'm going to New Orleans to celebrate spring. Hurricanes (in a glass), Antoine's, Cafe du Monde and $5 shrimp cocktails for lunch. Of course, it would be better if I was actually escaping Wisconsin's normally gray climate, but I love New Orleans, so it doesn't really matter. It is just hard to believe that last year at this time, my husband and I and our good friends were housebound, waiting for a plane that could take us to Costa Rica. Snowed in for four days. As we finally sat on the tarmac, watching the snow swirl outside the window, listening to my husband rant that we'd never get out of Wisconsin while the de-icers were working on the plane, it really hit home that we are all subject to mother nature's whims. So we really ought to stop tying her up and raping her.
Finally, I'm taking a drawing class and today will be class 2. Unfortunately, my homework assignment is about on a par with the drawings some of the kindergartners create at my school. I'm very curious to see just what my teacher can teach me about drawing. Basically, my artistic talents lies elsewhere, but it's tres cool to walk around with a sketch pad. As long as no one asks to take a peek.
Today is respite. Respite from Wisconsin politics. Respite from the stress of a new job. Respite from all things demanding.
Have a good Saturday everyone. Until we all get months of Sundays!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Decent Folks of Wisconsin - Take Heart!!!!!!
Walker's invitation to appear before the Grand Jury investigating the stench of his administration arrived at the Governor's mansion this evening.
Woo Hoo and Hallelujah! We may save those recall dollars yet!
Walker has claimed he will willingly go to meet with the Grand Jury (as if he had a freakin' choice) and that he has hired an attorney, but will not spend tax dollars to pay for him/her. HA HA HA HA HA. How noble of this stupid s.o.b. to not steal anymore money/time from Wisconsin taxpayers.
At any rate, it's a GREAT DAY in Wisconsin. It's a GREAT DAY in my household. Crackin' open the champagne and dancing the Dirty Politician Jig. I am so happy this day is finally here!
Woo Hoo and Hallelujah! We may save those recall dollars yet!
Walker has claimed he will willingly go to meet with the Grand Jury (as if he had a freakin' choice) and that he has hired an attorney, but will not spend tax dollars to pay for him/her. HA HA HA HA HA. How noble of this stupid s.o.b. to not steal anymore money/time from Wisconsin taxpayers.
At any rate, it's a GREAT DAY in Wisconsin. It's a GREAT DAY in my household. Crackin' open the champagne and dancing the Dirty Politician Jig. I am so happy this day is finally here!
Thursday, February 2, 2012
More Fun At Milwaukee County
We've got a county supervisor accused of taking bribes at Dunk'n DoNuts. Gees. I can remember the days when illicit business was transacted at Giovanni's, where all the real criminals hung out. At least the food was good. Alas, Giovanni's is long gone since the maitre'd was murdered there. But there are still some classier places than a donut shop. Of course, the bribe was for 500 bucks, so, I guess you get wined and dined according to your sleaze bag price.
We've got Sheriff Clarke randomly overturning judge's orders for electronic monitoring and locking up prisoners while calling the judge "deceitful". Everybody at the Sheriff's Department should take cover, because I think his head has gotten so big from crazy, it's about to blow. The blast of dead air will be so large it could maim people.
Is it any wonder Scott Walker cut his political teeth at Milwaukee County? It's a freak show. Now the elephant man is in the capitol, turning the state into a freak show, and Milwaukee County continues to run amok. I feel so bad for the good people who work there. I guarantee, they're the line workers and not anyone in a position of authority.
Anyone today who thinks politics is a good career choice has to be very naive or extraordinarily stupid. Milwaukee County and the State of Wisconsin are prime examples of the inmates running the asylum. Our entire political system is the poster child for limited political terms, on every level.
We've got Sheriff Clarke randomly overturning judge's orders for electronic monitoring and locking up prisoners while calling the judge "deceitful". Everybody at the Sheriff's Department should take cover, because I think his head has gotten so big from crazy, it's about to blow. The blast of dead air will be so large it could maim people.
Is it any wonder Scott Walker cut his political teeth at Milwaukee County? It's a freak show. Now the elephant man is in the capitol, turning the state into a freak show, and Milwaukee County continues to run amok. I feel so bad for the good people who work there. I guarantee, they're the line workers and not anyone in a position of authority.
Anyone today who thinks politics is a good career choice has to be very naive or extraordinarily stupid. Milwaukee County and the State of Wisconsin are prime examples of the inmates running the asylum. Our entire political system is the poster child for limited political terms, on every level.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Secret Routers, Secret E-Mails, Secret Investigations
Scott Walker clearly violated Milwaukee County's Technology Policy when he set up a private e-mail system in the County Execs office.
I'm sure he'll claim he doesn't know anything about it, but I'm hoping that once, just freakin' once, a crook will get what's coming to him. I would like to see Scott Walker arrested, charged with malfeasance in public office, and be sent to jail, or at least be forbidden from ever seeking public office again. Now that would be a true victory, and save the costs of a recall election. Come on District Attorney John Chisholm. We know you've got the goods, now deliver the indictments!
I'm sure he'll claim he doesn't know anything about it, but I'm hoping that once, just freakin' once, a crook will get what's coming to him. I would like to see Scott Walker arrested, charged with malfeasance in public office, and be sent to jail, or at least be forbidden from ever seeking public office again. Now that would be a true victory, and save the costs of a recall election. Come on District Attorney John Chisholm. We know you've got the goods, now deliver the indictments!
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