HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
One of the stupid Koch Brothers spent a small fortune on "French" wine which was made in a California kitchen a few weeks ago.
So he goes on television to complain about it. Does he REALLY think anyone on the planet would feel any sympathy for someone who spent upwards of five million dollars on a cellar full of fraudulently labeled grape juice?
I say drink that wine, Mr. Koch. I can't think of anyone more deserving of a mouthful of sour grapes than you, you sanctimonious butthole.
Sunday, December 22, 2013
Friday, December 20, 2013
Kick BP out of this Country NOW!
BP, that wonderful company who brought you the worst environmental disaster in the history of environmental disasters, needs to get their a$$ kicked out of this country.
They are still lying about the damage, refusing to pay legitimate claims, and engaging in fraud, malfeasance and disgusting corporate behavior.
But Bobby Jindal's biggest concern as of today is the Duck Dynasty debacle over anti-gay, anti-black statements. No wonder Louisiana falls at the bottom of every survey for good works. The state motto here seems to be, "If it Makes (a few of) Us Money - F*ck All, We're In". Sheesh. I'm becoming more and more of a g.d. yankee by the second. I look around and realize I should run for public office. I seriously doubt I could get much legislation passed to improve the lot of your average Louisianan, but I certainly could embark on a feeding frenzy at the public trough that would humble the paltry efforts of Ray Nagin.
Alas, being a crook is not on my accomplishment list. But I won't watch Duck Dynasty again, even though it had its moments and was pretty funny. A&E must be terribly embarrassed by the ignorant mutterings of Phil Robertson; but the rest of the country is definitely offended by these senseless remarks.
Maybe becoming a millionaire makes one stupid. Certainly, becoming a governor does. Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, Sarah Palin.
Someone nominate me for governor of Louisiana. I promise pot in every chicken!
They are still lying about the damage, refusing to pay legitimate claims, and engaging in fraud, malfeasance and disgusting corporate behavior.
But Bobby Jindal's biggest concern as of today is the Duck Dynasty debacle over anti-gay, anti-black statements. No wonder Louisiana falls at the bottom of every survey for good works. The state motto here seems to be, "If it Makes (a few of) Us Money - F*ck All, We're In". Sheesh. I'm becoming more and more of a g.d. yankee by the second. I look around and realize I should run for public office. I seriously doubt I could get much legislation passed to improve the lot of your average Louisianan, but I certainly could embark on a feeding frenzy at the public trough that would humble the paltry efforts of Ray Nagin.
Alas, being a crook is not on my accomplishment list. But I won't watch Duck Dynasty again, even though it had its moments and was pretty funny. A&E must be terribly embarrassed by the ignorant mutterings of Phil Robertson; but the rest of the country is definitely offended by these senseless remarks.
Maybe becoming a millionaire makes one stupid. Certainly, becoming a governor does. Bobby Jindal, Scott Walker, Sarah Palin.
Someone nominate me for governor of Louisiana. I promise pot in every chicken!
Thursday, December 19, 2013
Seriously?
Dennis Rodman going to visit his bestie, Kim Jong Il in North Korea? What the hell is wrong with Dennis Rodman, that he would align himself with a little pr*ck like Kim Jong Il? Obviously, Dennis Rodman is a publicity whore who can't get any attention except by doing something outrageous and inappropriate. Why are so many "celebrities" willing to sell themselves out to stay in the public eye? Glad I'm a nobody when I see someone like Dennis Rodman behaving in a truly disgusting way.
I truly hope he makes a serious faux pas with Korean etiquette and ends up in one of Kim's jails. Then he'll be crying for the State Department to help him out. I also hope the cell they put him in is very, very small and they feed him muddy rice with worms in it.
The Duck Dynasty guy hating on gays? Just further proof you can give a backwoods cracker his own television show, but you can't regulate his small-mindedness --- no matter how much money is involved. Backwoods cracker is as disgusting a term as anything he might have said about gay people, so I just want him to see how it feels to carry a totally erroneous and mean label.
Is it really Christmas next week? It's 75 degrees here today. I have foregone putting up a Xmas tree this year. Not feeling the season at all; which is about right for a Unitarian Universalist. I like the exchanging of presents and I respect the story and the beliefs of Christians, but I've reached a point where it's more of a solstice celebration for me. We'll be at the casino on Xmas day, where I hope to win the little red Fiat so I can give it to my daughter-in-law. Tim has always won big money on Xmas day at the casino, so let's hope that trend continues. Better yet -- it's my turn to win big.
No coverage in the media here about the big explosion we heard the other night. Rumors are that it was a meth lab blowing up somewhere in the bayou. I hated Milwaukee news stations, because they would get 10 stores, and regurgitate them all day long, calling it a news program. At least they got the news. Down here, well, nothing about it at all. No info. Very interesting. If it was an explosion at a chemical plant, well that's a bit of a concern to me that it was not covered by the media.
No ideal place to live on this planet, which is such an amazing and sad thing. Here we are on a garden planet and all we're planting is greed, intolerance, firepower and misery. And it's fertile here, those things have really taken off. Sure wish we'd have some alien intervention.
I truly hope he makes a serious faux pas with Korean etiquette and ends up in one of Kim's jails. Then he'll be crying for the State Department to help him out. I also hope the cell they put him in is very, very small and they feed him muddy rice with worms in it.
The Duck Dynasty guy hating on gays? Just further proof you can give a backwoods cracker his own television show, but you can't regulate his small-mindedness --- no matter how much money is involved. Backwoods cracker is as disgusting a term as anything he might have said about gay people, so I just want him to see how it feels to carry a totally erroneous and mean label.
Is it really Christmas next week? It's 75 degrees here today. I have foregone putting up a Xmas tree this year. Not feeling the season at all; which is about right for a Unitarian Universalist. I like the exchanging of presents and I respect the story and the beliefs of Christians, but I've reached a point where it's more of a solstice celebration for me. We'll be at the casino on Xmas day, where I hope to win the little red Fiat so I can give it to my daughter-in-law. Tim has always won big money on Xmas day at the casino, so let's hope that trend continues. Better yet -- it's my turn to win big.
No coverage in the media here about the big explosion we heard the other night. Rumors are that it was a meth lab blowing up somewhere in the bayou. I hated Milwaukee news stations, because they would get 10 stores, and regurgitate them all day long, calling it a news program. At least they got the news. Down here, well, nothing about it at all. No info. Very interesting. If it was an explosion at a chemical plant, well that's a bit of a concern to me that it was not covered by the media.
No ideal place to live on this planet, which is such an amazing and sad thing. Here we are on a garden planet and all we're planting is greed, intolerance, firepower and misery. And it's fertile here, those things have really taken off. Sure wish we'd have some alien intervention.
Monday, December 9, 2013
New Things to Appall Me
Being a retired person, I surf the net. A lot.
So here's a couple of rants for today:
1. Sarah Palin is going to host a red, white and blue outdoor show. Why can't Sarah Palin just go raise her family and get out of the public eye. Publicity is like heroin, I guess, and Sarah's hooked. She is such an abominable human being, I can't imagine anyone tuning in to watch her shoot something, unless it's herself in the foot. Which would make a great episode 1.
2. Everybody hates the pop ups. You go to read an article that looks interesting, but first, you have to watch Jennifer Aniston hawking some cheap skin lotion, that we all KNOW Jennifer Aniston would NEVER use. Jennifer Aniston, mediocre as she is as an actress, has made millions of dollars. Why does she have to hawk anything? How much money is enough for someone like Jennifer Aniston? Apparently, she'll never know. And, as she ages, I predict she'll start hawking all the trappings of age; LifeAlert, Depends, Constipation Nation, bone calcium. Whatever, I just get so damn sick of pop ups, especially the ones starring Jennifer Aniston. Does anyone who lives in a ginormous mansion in Beverly Hills REALLY need to sell Aveeno skin lotion. Methinks we've got a needy seedy greedy here.
3. The Milwaukee Urinal, the local paper in that bastion of boredom, southeastern Wisconsin, really has a Viagra induced six hour hard on for Mary Burke --- Scott Walker's sure to be nominated challenger. The Urinal is a very right-wing publication (can't bring myself to call it a newspaper), and they certainly have always championed that bubble brained Walker. Mary Burke is the absolute best choice to topple the Walker F*ck Dynasty. So citizens of Wisconsin, prepare yourself for pee yellow journalism (and I use the term "journalism" very loosely here) in the next gubernatorial election. And of course, the Koch(sucker) brothers will get into the slander seat, as well. Mary Burke is going to need true grit. Let's hope she's got it.
4. Vanity Fair magazine and the New York attorney general have exposed Donald Trump's higher education school of how to be a wise investor as so much schlock and fraud. Boy is the Donald mad about that article. Even madder about the litigation against him and the contention that he defrauded an awful lot of yup and comers out of their tuition money. I've never liked Donald Trump. He's always been a horse's a$$, except horse's a$$es have better hair. It will be kind of fun to watch the Donald become the exposed grifter. Now if he opened up a research lab that could conjure up the greed gene and offer to stick it in your A$$ for $3500, that might be an entrepreneurial path well worth his pursual.
Okay, feel better now.
So here's a couple of rants for today:
1. Sarah Palin is going to host a red, white and blue outdoor show. Why can't Sarah Palin just go raise her family and get out of the public eye. Publicity is like heroin, I guess, and Sarah's hooked. She is such an abominable human being, I can't imagine anyone tuning in to watch her shoot something, unless it's herself in the foot. Which would make a great episode 1.
2. Everybody hates the pop ups. You go to read an article that looks interesting, but first, you have to watch Jennifer Aniston hawking some cheap skin lotion, that we all KNOW Jennifer Aniston would NEVER use. Jennifer Aniston, mediocre as she is as an actress, has made millions of dollars. Why does she have to hawk anything? How much money is enough for someone like Jennifer Aniston? Apparently, she'll never know. And, as she ages, I predict she'll start hawking all the trappings of age; LifeAlert, Depends, Constipation Nation, bone calcium. Whatever, I just get so damn sick of pop ups, especially the ones starring Jennifer Aniston. Does anyone who lives in a ginormous mansion in Beverly Hills REALLY need to sell Aveeno skin lotion. Methinks we've got a needy seedy greedy here.
3. The Milwaukee Urinal, the local paper in that bastion of boredom, southeastern Wisconsin, really has a Viagra induced six hour hard on for Mary Burke --- Scott Walker's sure to be nominated challenger. The Urinal is a very right-wing publication (can't bring myself to call it a newspaper), and they certainly have always championed that bubble brained Walker. Mary Burke is the absolute best choice to topple the Walker F*ck Dynasty. So citizens of Wisconsin, prepare yourself for pee yellow journalism (and I use the term "journalism" very loosely here) in the next gubernatorial election. And of course, the Koch(sucker) brothers will get into the slander seat, as well. Mary Burke is going to need true grit. Let's hope she's got it.
4. Vanity Fair magazine and the New York attorney general have exposed Donald Trump's higher education school of how to be a wise investor as so much schlock and fraud. Boy is the Donald mad about that article. Even madder about the litigation against him and the contention that he defrauded an awful lot of yup and comers out of their tuition money. I've never liked Donald Trump. He's always been a horse's a$$, except horse's a$$es have better hair. It will be kind of fun to watch the Donald become the exposed grifter. Now if he opened up a research lab that could conjure up the greed gene and offer to stick it in your A$$ for $3500, that might be an entrepreneurial path well worth his pursual.
Okay, feel better now.
Sunday, December 8, 2013
The Most Reviled Humans in America
Hands down --- the Koch Brothers.
I detest this family and everything they stand for.
Americans for Prosperity is about as accurately benevolent to the average citizen as a Nazi inviting you to take a shower.
I'm so sick of these disgusting human beings, I retch whenever I see their ignorant propaganda. The blatant lies their money affords them are despicably cloaked in their very strong and accurate belief of American ignorance. Unfortunately, America is ignorant and these parasites are exploiting that ignorance to their full advantage.
I despise the Koch's. I think I speak for entire classes of people when I say that.
I detest this family and everything they stand for.
Americans for Prosperity is about as accurately benevolent to the average citizen as a Nazi inviting you to take a shower.
I'm so sick of these disgusting human beings, I retch whenever I see their ignorant propaganda. The blatant lies their money affords them are despicably cloaked in their very strong and accurate belief of American ignorance. Unfortunately, America is ignorant and these parasites are exploiting that ignorance to their full advantage.
I despise the Koch's. I think I speak for entire classes of people when I say that.
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Mourning Nelson Mandela
It is always difficult when a great human being dies. Nelson Mandela's passing leaves the world in sadness, but his legacy changed the world - for the better.
We don't appreciate, respect or assist the great leaders in the world --- probably because there are so very few of them.
That didn't matter to Nelson Mandela, though. He just did the right thing. If only the human race could get a clue about how to have principles of decency and quietly, or loudly, live them out.
We are such a global band of self-indulgent, self-important, and self-serving selves. Nelson Mandela is my hero because "he" was the least of his concerns. It takes a remarkable person to get past the "I" of all things truly valuable in this life.
We don't appreciate, respect or assist the great leaders in the world --- probably because there are so very few of them.
That didn't matter to Nelson Mandela, though. He just did the right thing. If only the human race could get a clue about how to have principles of decency and quietly, or loudly, live them out.
We are such a global band of self-indulgent, self-important, and self-serving selves. Nelson Mandela is my hero because "he" was the least of his concerns. It takes a remarkable person to get past the "I" of all things truly valuable in this life.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Scott Walker a Frontrunner for GOP Presidential Nomination?
This entire country is insane. Well, the entire republican slanted country is insane. If Scott Walker is a legitimate candidate for president of the United States, well, somebody yank my arm because I'm stuck in a John Steinbeck novel. Even someone as mentally challenged as Hazel in Sweet Thursday understood his limitations better than Scott Walker will ever understand his. Maybe I'm stuck in a Jersey Kozinski novel. Chance the Gardner goes to the White House, and the media paves the way. Wherever I'm stuck - it leaves a whole lot to be desired.
Give me a break - give all thinking people a break. This could be good news because if Scott Walker is Hilary Clinton's opponent, there is absolutely no contest. So yes, I do hope Scott Walker is the GOP nominee. Scott Walker couldn't find his a$$ with both hands. Scott Walker would get utterly confused signing a bill into law with multiple pens; the man is just not capable of multi-tasking. The man is not capable of single tasking. Why do I keep calling him a man? He's a little dick who thinks ego can override competence. What bothers me is that there are people in this country whom are STUPID enough to have any confidence in this cocksure little chicken of a man. Talk about the end of the empire. Halcyon days? I think not. More like Thorazine days and someone surely has tampered with the scotch supply to which republicans must be partial.
Everything Scott Walker thinks he has accomplished in Wisconsin, as governor, is in the courts and being challenged. Even his campaign is under a more serious investigation now for irregularities. Do we really need an ideologue sitting in the oval office. Scott Walker should sit on something oval, alright, and try to crap out the toxic waste that has invaded his already dismally small brain. This is one politician who continues to spread manure over democracy and call it sweet pea.
I guess the thing that I find most maddening is how stupid Americans are. Why am I stuck in this ignorant, incompetent country? I certainly deserve better - and so do you.
Give me a break - give all thinking people a break. This could be good news because if Scott Walker is Hilary Clinton's opponent, there is absolutely no contest. So yes, I do hope Scott Walker is the GOP nominee. Scott Walker couldn't find his a$$ with both hands. Scott Walker would get utterly confused signing a bill into law with multiple pens; the man is just not capable of multi-tasking. The man is not capable of single tasking. Why do I keep calling him a man? He's a little dick who thinks ego can override competence. What bothers me is that there are people in this country whom are STUPID enough to have any confidence in this cocksure little chicken of a man. Talk about the end of the empire. Halcyon days? I think not. More like Thorazine days and someone surely has tampered with the scotch supply to which republicans must be partial.
Everything Scott Walker thinks he has accomplished in Wisconsin, as governor, is in the courts and being challenged. Even his campaign is under a more serious investigation now for irregularities. Do we really need an ideologue sitting in the oval office. Scott Walker should sit on something oval, alright, and try to crap out the toxic waste that has invaded his already dismally small brain. This is one politician who continues to spread manure over democracy and call it sweet pea.
I guess the thing that I find most maddening is how stupid Americans are. Why am I stuck in this ignorant, incompetent country? I certainly deserve better - and so do you.
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