Friday, August 7, 2020

The Absolute Idiocy of Fox News

 I watched a few excerpts from Fox News programming today.


Jesus Mary and Joseph.  People who watch this drivel must be sitting in front of their television sets masturbating.  They are totally blind to the audacious lies this network spreads.  It is true.  You will go blind if you do it too much.  That is, watching Fox news, not masturbating.


I heard, in a lousy 3 minute experience, Fox newscasters say children are immune to COVID19 and sending them to school is absolutely safe.  In my opinion, (which I share with a majority of health professionals)  there is no evidence that supports the claim that your child won't get sick and die if sent to school.  So if you want to play dice with your children's health and well-being, then do it.  But understand that most of us consider your judgment to be non-existent.  

 

Next lie --- hydroxychloroquine is a cure.  This has been proven wrong numerous times, but apparently, if the president and his disgusting brood of simpering grifters hold shares in the drug company that manufactures hydroxychloroquine, then it is going to be touted as a cure.  Never mind that many patients have died after taking this drug and every legitimate doctor treating patients during this pandemic has warned against it's use.  


The truth is, Donald Trump is over as a president.  His next gig will be as a defendant in multiple criminal and civil cases being brought against him.  God willing, he'll f*ck that gig up so badly he will spend the rest of his disgusting life in a cell block.  Because that what Donald J. Trump does.  He f*cks everything up beyond reasonable recognition and then blames someone else.  Meanwhile, his kids are shoveling taxpayer money out the back door.


The country is broke.  The population is dying really quite preventable deaths.  And there the idiots sit, in front of Fox News, masturbating their minds into some bizarre mental ejaculation because they just cannot admit what a mistake they made.  There they sit, because they just want to believe in their orange messiah with the bad hair plugs.  And Fox News give them the legitimacy to do so.


The rest of the world does not.  We hold you responsible and we will make you pay.







Monday, August 3, 2020

MY KNUCKLEHEAD SANDWICH

Today, after my bike ride through Audubon Park, a load of laundry, a front porch sweeping and a bathroom cleaning, I sat down to eat my lunch and, as I usually do, turned on CNN to catch the latest headlines.

I am trying to lose weight, so already I'm ahead of the game, because there, in all his unappetizing, nauseating lack of glory stands Donald J. Trump spewing word salad from his anus shaped, puckered mouth. 

We already know hydrochloroquine is ineffective against COVID19, but he's spouting it's "wonderful treatment" usage.  We already know the pandemic is out of control in the country, but there he is dissing his own pandemic team leader, Dr. Birks, and saying she is wrong and he is right.  America is healthy and well!  The virus is firmly in control in his mind.....and his mind alone.  The cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, hi-ho the dairy-o, the BIG STUPID STINKING cheese stands alone.

The great orange pumpkin of Ozlandia speaking in nonsensical, incomplete sentences and talking about what "we have coming is going to be so great".  (He has never delivered on anything he's promised that was "coming", so we already KNOW (A) Nothing is going to happen or (B) Whatever does happen will be yet another Trumpian-sized disaster.

This knucklehead still has believers......still has followers......still will get a percentage of votes in the next election.

And that astounds me.

Donald Trump is a joke.  So is his family.  From dumb Eric, to plastic Ivanka, they provide a source of comedy that is endless and rampant.  Don, Jr., might want to legally change his name after this fiasco of an administration gets flushed down the annals of history.

So, I propose, when Joe Biden walks away easily with the next election in his pocket, we send out engraved invitations to the Knucklehead Bawl.......where rubbery chicken and humble pie will no doubt be served at the only property still solvent in the Trump portfolio .... Mar-A-Laughable.  (It will only be solvent because of Russian contributions.)  It will be the event to end all events - all the class of a WWE  wrestling bout, and a send-off for those knuckleheads still believing in their Clueless Messiah....who was pinned under the weight of his own ego.

The road to hell is paved with lousy politicians, thieves, rapists, murderers and con-men.  And hell is awaiting these fools --- making special arrangements so that every single thing is just so.......hellaciously DIVINE for each and every one of them.

I swallowed my sandwich, with dignity,  remembering, ever so fondly, that the attorneys of the Southern District Of New York are working hard today.  Harder than this piece of human excrement sitting in the Oval Office ever worked.





Thursday, July 30, 2020

You Goddamn Better Believe We Are Mad as Hell and We're not Going to Take It!


The COVID19  pandemic and the U.S.'s  bungled response to it has affected the mental health of everyone living in this country.  Perhaps it was never truer than this morning, when I read my sister's FaceBook post about masking up.

My older sister is mild-mannered and somewhat timid.  She does stand up for herself, but you have to really push her hard to get under her skin.  She does not like conflict and basically shies away from uncomfortable confrontations.  She's a nice person who has been treated badly by a few people in our family.  I don't understand how we ended up as sisters, because we are so very opposite.  Be that as it may, my sister is a sweet  person and not that many people would say that about me.......but those same people would pick me to be on their side in a fight.

So, this morning, after reading her "fed up" FaceBook post about people not wearing masks, and people politicizing a pandemic, I realized that most Americans are furious over the state of our country, the economy, the horrible president and the disastrous disarray of this country's pandemic response.  We're also mad about the fact that this country continues its decline daily and we are all losing something every single day.

WE ARE F*CKING MAD AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

My sister has the unfortunate conundrum of having good friends whom are Trump supporters.  She, unlike me, would never dismiss those people with little more than a flip of a middle finger.  I have stated it many times, if you're a Trump supporter, I want you as far out of my life as I can get you.  I feel you are diseased, both mentally and with an STD.  That's right - I look at you as having a huge syphilis chancre on your face.  Whom, in this day and age, would let their syphilis go untreated?  Only Trump.  And his supporters.

I read one of her friend's FaceBook posts that welcomed people into her yard, not wearing masks and bringing all their weapons.  To this I say, God Help You.  May you not be one of the unfortunate people who will bury a child or a grandchild because of your cavalier, Trumpian philosophy and your disregard for science.  I know you were raised catholic, so you'd better get on your knees until they bleed and beg for forgiveness for threatening the health of all of your friends and family.  You are as bad as the pedophile priests you so worship.  And as for your weapons - well, shove one up there, sweetie, and pull the trigger.   Your stupid ass is unnecessary on this planet.

Another one of her friends complained that there was "no news - same shit, different day." Yes, Bitch - it is the same shit every day because of block heads like you, who refused to acknowledge the pandemic, confused wearing a mask with a constitutional right, and is so close to full-blown idiocy, I hope my sister never stands too close to your particular brand of crazy.    Please go back to Florida real soon.  It's your home......land of Disney Characters ---- almost all of them Goofy.

We're f*cking mad. We're not taking it anymore.  And the first thing the next administration is going to do is make you Trumpists pay, and pay dearly, through your taxes, for not having the sense God gave a gnat.  That's the only thing that REALLY hurts your Selfish Subset Mini-Culture of American Life.  So we are going to have a F*cking blast sticking it to you where it REALLY hurts.

In short, shut your cake holes, put a mask on, get off the Trump wagon of lunacy and do your part.  And THEN....... we're still coming after your money.



















Monday, July 13, 2020

Can We Really Disagree - and Still Be Friends?

I, as most people do, tend to have friends with similar values and perspectives.  It's not that I can't be friends with radically different people - I am, and have learned much from their experiences - but not so much with my close friendships......the people I invite into my house for dinner.

The political signs saying "We can Disagree and Still be Friends" moves me to despair.  And here is why.

If you support Donald Trump at this stage of the game, you are okay with children being torn from their parents and caged at the border.

If you still support Donald Trump, you are okay with criminals getting pardoned for crimes against America.

If you still support Donald Trump, you are okay with incompetence, ineptitude and ignorance sitting in the oval office.

If you still support Donald Trump, you are okay with treasonous interference in our elections.

If you still support Donald Trump, you are okay with thousands of people dying because he failed to act during a worldwide pandemic.

If you still support Donald Trump, you are okay with sending your children back to school where they are most certainly going to be infected with COVID19.

If you still support Donald Trump at this stage of the game, you are saying to me that corruption, thievery and racism is perfectly acceptable in your world, and you actually admire it.

If you still support Donald Trump, environmental devastation does not bother you.

So, if you voted for Donald Trump in 2016, well, you just were too lazy and too ignorant to do your homework about him, and I can get over it and move on.

But if you are still supporting Donald Trump, I don't want you in my life.  I just can't stomach the kind of person you are, and I can't reconcile who you are with who I thought you were.

So if you still support Donald Trump, after all the catastrophic disaster created by one incompetent blunderer, I won't be inviting you over for dinner.  Ever.  I probably will miss you.  But I don't think I love you anymore.








Friday, July 10, 2020

America --- Come here for the Freedom - Die of COVID19

I really must take issue with all the Americans out there too stupid to look up the word "pandemic".

I really must tell you how despised you are by those of us who DO understand the word.

I really find the entire county to be devoid of sentient human beings.  If you have above average intelligence, living anywhere in America right now is a nightmare of being surrounded by people whom display disgusting stupidity, and they do it in the name of freedom.

Yes, here in America, you are FREE to be as STUPID as you want.

But you make everyone sick.

And that's who you are.  People who make other people sick. 

At least we know who you are now.  We can see your noses.


Wednesday, July 8, 2020

To Mask Or Not to Mask ---- That is the Difference Between Intelligence and Stupidity

Now that Donald Trump was almost successful in bringing down the destruction of the United States, let's take a look on how we'll fix it.

I, like many Americans, have been in my home since March ---- self-imposed isolation being important to my health and the health of my neighbors.

When I have had to venture anyplace, I've worn a mask (which is mandated by the City of New Orleans), but usually, I just stay home.  I am not so without imagination that I cannot enjoy the down time, even though I'm retired and most of my time is down time.  I have projects, I have reading and I am catching up on NetFlix movies.  My garden has never looked more lovely, my house has never been so clean, my meals have never been so creative.  In short, I am not upset that I can't go to a mall or a manicurist (things I rarely did anyhow).

But the whole "rights" thing associated with the masking of America has brought me to the edge of sanity.

We are mandated to wear seat belts.
We are mandated to stop at red lights.
We are mandated to not kill.
We are mandated to not steal.
We are mandated not to beat our children.
We are mandated to get vaccinated before going to public school.
We are mandated to wear clothes in public.
The list goes on ad infinitum.

Yet suddenly, we have a group of anti-maskers screaming about their rights - how they can't breathe - how this is fascist dictatorship.

I guess, if nothing else, this group of people might now start to understand how the mandates against abortion are ridiculously overstepping government's rights.

Here is what I have to say to this group of incredibly unintelligent, arrogant, narcissistic people:

1.  Get Over YOURSELVES.  Put a mask on.
2.  People are dying, over 130,000 of your fellow Americans, already.  Put a mask on.
3.  Don't want to be the planet's epicenter for the Covid 19 any longer. Put a mask on.
4.  Would not like to watch anyone die. (Actually, they must die alone).  Put a mask on.
5.  Care about your fellow citizens?  Put a mask on.
6.  Support Donald Trump in all his full-blown ignorance?  Put a mask on.

In short, people, put a MASK ON.

This Covid-19 virus is declaring open season on the unmasked.  So if you really want to get back to some semblance of normalcy, put a mask on and shut your ignorant mouths.  If you can't breathe - then die.  Alone.  Good Riddance.





Monday, June 29, 2020

F*ckerberg Kicks Me Off Facebook again - for stating the obvious

Have you actually looked at the people at a Trump Rally ---- or read the message on their clothing.

Let me give you an example:

Some beauty queen wore a shirt that said "Donald Trump can grab my pussy anytime".  And when I say beauty queen, I'm saying she could have won for Poppy Princess.  (That's a South Milwaukee insider joke.  Ask me about it.)

Regardless --- the people who attend Trump rallies are, for the most part, die-hard, swallowed the Kool-Aid, no political intelligence, pawns of a much larger and more well-organized scheme to turn this country into a Russian-like Oligarchy.  But we don't see the rich people behind the scenes.  We only see the, oh, what shall we call them?  Dumb F*cking Crackers?  Dentist-phobes?  Fat a$$ freaks?

So I said core Trump supporters are White Trash Assholes on Facebook, and I stand by that.  And the rich backers of this movement to destroy American Democracy are White Trash Assholes, too.

So Mr. Zuckerberg, you are a white trash asshole.  You are just like Donald Trump, and probably just as hated by almost as many people.

Kick me off Facebook.  It can't change who you are.  Cracker.