Monday, April 30, 2012

The Secretive Scott Walker

Scott Walker doesn't advertise where his campaign headquarters are, for fear protesters or egg throwers, or projectile vomiters might show up.

Scott Walker doesn't advertise his schedule for fear that the crowd, whom his scheduling office has complete control over, won't include any REAL people who can't stand this M.F. and might raise a stink when his boring face actually shows up.

Is Scott Walker building a bunker in the capitol where he can hide?  Sound familiar?  Berlin?  1945?  Are there similar comparisons to be drawn?

I'm sure Scott Walker, as well as his band of zombie followers, think they are cagey.  I would prefer to set the record straight.  Scott Walker is a much-reviled, yellow-bellied coward and he plays it close to his chest because he's afraid of conflict and bad press. 

Too Late.





Saturday, April 28, 2012

Thank you, Kathy Nickolaus

The Milwaukee Journal reported today, that Kathy Nickolaus (she of the election debacles in Waukesha County) will not seek another term as County Clerk.  Thank you!  It is, perhaps, the first time I've ever seen someone ill-equipped to handle a government job actually step down instead of get promoted.

In honor of this wise (forced?) decision, I, too, have decided to not do things I'm ill-suited to do.  Like work.  Please send $100 to the CitizenXtrish Not Very Charitable Trust to make this possible.  Your dollars could insure my future as a carefree human being, and you won't miss that money a bit.  In fact, unburdening yourself of excess dollars could easily and in so many ways make your life happier.  Note:  I do not intend to declare any of this money as income, so no receipts will be forthcoming and I will deny any knowledge of all contributions.

I think I may well be suited to the life of a billionaire!








Recall Primary Coming Up

I take a few moments here to remind all citizens of Wisconsin to vote in the next two elections.  Your voice can be heard via your vote. 

Scott Walker is our governor largely because of voter apathy last go-round.  Don't take your rights for granted, and please exercise them through the polls.  Don't expect that others will save the day; do your part to save the state and the country.

Vote as if your life depended on it because it actually does.

Friday, April 27, 2012

The Secret Service

Well, certainly its no secret that these guys are a little sexually frustrated.  Alright, a lot.

But why the HELL is this national news every dang morning?  Doesn't America have more important things to worry about; like the collapsing economy, global warming, fascists trying to take over the country, billionaires not paying taxes......the list is endless.  But the focus, right now, here in America, it is the sexual behavior of a bunch of secret service agents in Columbia, where, by-the-by, prostitution is legal.

Here's the point......I don't care.  Unless these guys were charging for prostitution services on their government-issued American Express cards, I really don't care.  And neither should you.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Difference

Why would Mitt Romney, or any billionaire for that matter, want to be the president of the United States of America?

There are two types of people who seek high office; those who thirst for power, and those who thirst for justice.

President Obama thirsts for justice, so let's reelect him.  We have enough blood sucking zombie millionaires in America without having one at the helm.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Walker-World

Here in Walker World, the morning headlines said that Scott Walker saved the State of Wisconsin an astronomically large sum of money, a billion dollars. 

Uh huh.  Right.  Scott Walker, obviously, is no dang accountant.  What he is is a lip smackin' lying S.O.B., but he's obviously in political trouble, so the lies need to get larger.  What amazes me is how many Wisconsinites actually believe the things Scott Walker says.  Scott Walker's accounting can't really explain HOW he saved Wisconsin a billion dollars, but that goes hand in hand with how Scott Walker can't explain why Wisconsin lost more jobs than any other state in the union under his tutelage.

Scott Walker is a freak of nature.  Unfortunately, Wisconsin has become a side show carnival for the ultra rich, the wing nut right and the tea bags. 

I can't wait to move --- and I think once I do, I'll give up paying attention to politics and live my golden years in the same ignorant bliss the republicans here in Wisconsin live in.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

The Juxtaposition of Scott Walker Policies

Interesting.  Same newspaper.  Same page.  First, the Koch Brothers, those fascists of industry, gave $1,000,000 to the Walker recall election, via the Republican Governors Association.  Obviously, really rich people want Walker and like-minded nonthinkers to stay in power so they can rape and destroy the people and the planet at a much faster rate.  Counting money seems to be their addiction and obsession.  Their organization, Americans for Prosperity, should really be called something that closer resembles what they do.  Like, "F*ck You, I'm Rich", or "Bring Back The Depression".

Second, teachers come under attack again, with Walker finding new ways to screw them out of money, now by not giving them appropriate or fair pay raises.  What the hell did a teacher do to Walker that made him hate this particular group of professionals so thoroughly?  My guess is a teacher actually told him the truth; he was dumb and should maybe go to tech school and become a barber.  Shave something besides budgets at struggling employee's expense.

Next, Walker reinstated the bonus system and big raises for certain public employees, i.e., those certain to support him in his recall campaign.  This from the man who verbally regurgitates wasteful government spending at every opportunity.  Trust me, no public employee goes into public service for the salary.  Unless you're very well-connected via your nose up Scott Walker's a$$, public service is never an opportunity to strike it rich. 

I can only hope that Tom Barrett, who can win the recall election against Scott Walker, gets some big money from somewhere.  But even if he doesn't, his truth is bigger than all the the big lies Scott Walker tells, and people are pretty convinced that Barrett isn't a liar.  In my mind, that is all it should take to win an election.  I have nothing against Kathleen Falk, in fact, I admire and respect her.  I just think Wisconsinites can't afford to take any chances in the recall election; and Falk might be too risky of a candidate.  On the bright side, there will no voter I.D. requirement at the polls for this election, which, hopefully, will bring out the people who can really make a difference in this election, and whom have the most to lose - the disenfranchised.