Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Possible Names for the New Country of Wisconsin

Ice Hole

Cold Comfort Cheese

Walker's Wasteland

Lobotomyzemenow

Little Libya

Big Butte

Wisconsin Duhs

Tennessee on Steroids

The Next Confederacy

Lesser Butter

VotersLastRites

I'm actually for Wisconsin seceding from the United States.  Left to its own devices, it could become the next amusement park - the biggest thing since Disney rolled into Orlando.  It could be exactly what America needs right now; to watch King Scotty rule a land he created.  Oy vey, bring it on!  Who amongst us doesn't need to laugh really hard these days.







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