I'm sick of being alarmed.
I'm sick of being alarmed out of a restful sleep.
I have turned my alarm clock off and I will not turn it on again.
All my flights will be booked with a p.m. departure time.
Why do they call them alarm clocks? Are we supposed to wake up alarmed?
Why not wake up clocks, or sleepover clocks, or dream interrupters? What is with this fascination for alarming ourselves?
As if life isn't alarming enough, we have to have an alarm clock remind us of it every day of our working lives.
Well, not for me. I'm officially out of work. I don't have to alarm myself anymore at 6 o'clock in the morning. I can't wait to wake up when my body feels like waking up. I wish I hadn't drunk that super hazelnut coffee with vanilla cream and sugar in it. I probably won't even be able to fall asleep.