Sunday, April 1, 2012

April Fool's Eve - 2012

I live in Milwaukee.  Last night, March 31, 2012, an unbelievable stench descended on this city.  The wind was blowing from the west, Waukesha County, or as we call it here in Milwaukee, Knobville.

Like the booming and banging currently going on in Clintonville, WI (cluster earthquakes) (REALLY?), no one could figure out what that foul aroma was that filled the air, but it seemed to come right down the interstate into our fair city.

And then, it struck me.  Not one, not two, but three, count 'em, three, major a$$holes were giving speeches to 1,000 Knobs out there in no sidewalk land.  Gingrich, Romney and Santorum were politicking, fundraising, and stinking up Waukesha.  The people who came to support them (can you say dullards with no imagination) stunk just as bad the presidential wannabes. 

No wonder the smell of fecal decay was so prevalent in our city.  You can't put that many red-a$$ed baboons in the same room without fallout.  Give me a pig farm any day of the year.  It's an improvement over the unbelievable malodorous cloud that follows these yokels everywhere.

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