Well, try as he might, that bald spot just keeps growing larger and larger on Scott Walker's bone head. It's taken on a life of its own. Now I, personally, love a good, bald man, but Scott Walker's bald spot is hideous; taking over his entire head while his thick, wiry hair grows around it. It's like a fur trimmed toilet seat.
Scott Walker has a scalp yarmulke.
Scott Walker's bald spot is alive. It is eating his head. Scott Walker's bald spot is frustrated. It will seek nourishment elsewhere. It will come for us next. We MUST stop Scott Walker's bald spot.
Scott Walker's bald spot is evil, it is waiting for a chance to leap to other heads and eat away hair and all semblance of sanity.
Scott Walker says he's going on a trade mission to China, but we all know he's seeking Chinese medicinal cures for hair loss. And of course, he's chasing the dragon, we all know Scott Walker loves opium. That's why he lost his hair to begin with.
Scott Wallker's bald spot is spiraling out of control, consuming more and more hair as it advances. Soon Scott Walker will be coughing up giant hairballs like an old tom cat, because his bald spot has forced his hair to grow inward.
Scott Walker's bald spot will kill him, as hair continues to grow out of every orifice: nostrils, ears, black hairy tongue, anus. Scott Walker will soon be known as the Yeti of Wisconsin. Only his bald spot will spare him from living in the Nicolet National Forest, scaring girl scouts.
Save us. Send razors NOW!