Seriously? The guy couldn't write a term paper (see flunked out of Marquette).
Jesus H. Christ. H for Ha Ha Ha.
Scott Walker writing a book? Well, well, well, Do wonders never cease? Do morons ever believe in their own limitations? Of course, a Dubya Bush speechwriter is going to help him. Rumor is, any word over four letters is beyond Walker's spelling ability. I guess he did master "pander". He had to. A Bush speechwriter. Well, doing a spin on weapons of mass destruction I guess qualifies a person as a writer, in some cheap imitation of life.
Let's think of some book titles that will work for me if Scott Walker is, indeed, going to be an author. Hey --- he's a governor. No one in their right mind would have ever believed that ten years ago. Proof positive, Wisconsin's citizenry is seriously under the influence of LCD (latent cerebral decline).
Okay, here goes:
How to Turn A Grease Ball into a Governor
Politics for Dummies
What's That Smell?
The Skin Hole on My Pate
The Marionette of Madison
How to Drive to Madison in Five Easy Lessons
Proper Methods for Hating Poor People
Devil Son of a Minister
Blame it on the Tosa Bosa
How to F*ck People with your Pants On
Cheesy and How to Attain It
Forked Tongue English
My Lazy Eye Matches my Lazy Mind
How to Hunt a Cougar.....or......Marriage Backward Style
How I Single-Handedly Brought Down the GOP
and my all time favorite:
Things are Getting Harder, I Wish I was Dead