Anybody want to do a joint venture with me on a vineyard somewhere in California. We could make a most delicious wine, label it with ancient paper and sell it to the Kochs.
You'll have to put up all the money, run the operation and buy all the equipment. For my part, I will taste the wine religiously, forge the labels and run the con.
In fact, Koch Sucker wine is such a great name, I think I'll copyright it. That might be a smarter marketing ploy; put a little Koch Sucker in every fine wine store in Manhattan, Palm Beach and the Hamptons. The poor may not have money, but we have very creative ideas on how to embarrass and humiliate the rich.