Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to All.

Words of advice if you didn't get everything you wanted for Christmas:

Don't take it back. I work in retail. I hate returns.

Try to find the thoughtfulness behind that reindeer sweater. If you think you'll never wear it, someone at the homeless shelter would love to be warm this winter.

Socks might seem like a so-so gift, but if you're like me and laundry occasionally gets away from you, you will appreciate them someday.


Eat cookies and chocolate with utter abandon.....plenty of time to diet in 2011.

When your relatives spill red wine on your white sofa, a bottle of Oxyclean is all you need. Company is more fun than clean.

Remember, it's Christmas time for your cats, dogs and rabbits, too! When you're cleaning up their barf tonight from all the stuff they ate off the floor, just remember they are organic vacuum cleaners.

Have a wonderful the best Christmas spirit you can be.

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