Alright, let me translate RomneySpeak to TrueSpeak for what this horse's a$$ plans on his first day in office.
RomneySpeak:
Cut corporate income taxes.
TrueSpeak
F*ck the middle class.
RomneySpeak
Start Drilling Everywhere in America for oil.
TrueSpeak
F*ck the environment
RomneySpeak
Adopt the Mexico City Policy (Ban foreign aid to groups that provide abortions or related (birth control?) care.
TrueSpeak
F*ck as many women at once that he possibly can. (Are all Mormons Perverts? One would think.)
RomneySpeak
Reduce the corporate income tax from 35% to 25%.
TrueSpeak
F*ck the wage earner.
RomneySpeak
Demand that Congress cut $20 billion from the federal budget.
TrueSpeak
Doesn't have a F*cking clue which $20 billion.
RomneySpeak
Reproach China for manipulating the value of its currency.
TrueSpeak
Set the course for a war with China, thereby F*cking everyone on the planet.
So folks, if you love love love being f*cked by snake oil charmers and crooked politicians.
Vote for the #1 F*ck in the country, Mitt Romney.
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I like your blog but have to ask what is happening in Wisconsin? Thanks to WI being one of the swing states, Romney may add two letters to his current title of POS and become POTUS. For crying out loud, WI elected Scott Walker twice! What is happening in the Mid-West? Is there something wrong with the water? I'm sorry if I am rambling, but if Romney gets elected, my backup plan is to relocate to Portugal. I can see the seniors in Florida voting for Romney (because sometimes seniors get confused) but the average age in WI is not 85 years like Florida. Come on WI, snap out of it.
I wish I had an easy answer for you, but yes, I do believe it's the water. Too much fertilizer on the soil made it's way to the rural wells. Everyone here in the rural area seems to have mad cow disease. If you think I'm kidding, just look at the people at a Romney/Ryan rally. Mad cows following the scent of bull$shit.
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