Thursday, November 3, 2011

7 Billion and Counting

A marriage, abstinence sex ed bill is advancing through Wisconsin's state legislature.  This bill basically states that schools that teach sexual education would have to promote marriage and tell students abstinence is the only reliable way to prevent pregnancy.  This bill was passed by the state senate on Wednesday, November 2, 2011.  It now goes to the republican-run assembly. 

Currently, Wisconsin law requires sex education courses in public schools to be age-appropriate and comprehensive, covering issues such as sexually transmitted diseases and how to use birth control.  Under that law, schools can choose not to offer sex education, but they cannot offer abstinence-only courses. 

The bill approved Wednesday by the Senate would repeal most of that law.

Republicans, obviously, do not like sex.  They do not like hot sex.  They do not like good sex.  They do not like sex outside of marital bonds.  And they think that they can get us ALL not to like good, hot sex that might help us decide who a good marital partner might indeed be.

I don't understand the sexually repressed.  I don't understand their fear.  I don't understand their flirtation with keeping people ignorant.  I don't understand  their agenda, at all. 

People who reach a certain age (which gets lower and lower here in Amerika based on the Madison-avenue gospel, sex sells) become curious about sex.  Curious leads to experimentation (if they're lucky).  Experimentation, without adequate education, leads to unwanted pregnancies and the spread of sexually transmitted disease (if they're uneducated and unlucky).

At any rate there, obviously, is very little sex happening in republican households.  Could this be what is wrong with our current government? 

Why are republicans afraid of sex?  Good sex?  Hot sex?  Sex with people NOT our spouses?

This country needs a water cooler supplier for these republicans, delivering a fairly large dose of Viagra with every bottleful placed in their public offices.  Republicans seem to have sublimated their sexual urges into some kind of greed syndrome.  They seem to only get climactic when getting a few bucks from rednecks, rather than by physical and mutual stimulation with a hot partner.

Maybe if these people got properly laid once in awhile, the world would be a nicer place.  Or perhaps these republicans have become the pseudo servant robot in Woody Allen's movie "Sleeper", who kept the orgasamatron in his hands because the pleasure of artificial sex was just too good to let go of.  Have republican donations become the new artificial sex?  Are the Koch brothers the new whoremasters of the universe?  Here is the big question.  Do Republicans have normal sexual responses, or do they only get turned on when f*cking over lots of people in legislative orgies?

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