Saturday, December 15, 2012

The NRA Has A Plan For Your Family

The NRA announced today that automatic weapons training classes will be held every Saturday at your local library for ages 4 to 6 at 10:00 a.m.  Classes will be one half hour long.  Register early and avoid the rush.  Call 1-800-BLASTEM to reserve your seat today.

Don't send your child to school without proper armament.  For the registration fee of $1900, your child will get a specially scaled Glock 9mm that will fit into his/her hand, a bullet proof vest, and proper and thorough education in the variables of when to shoot and when to play on the monkey bars.

Local sporting goods stores, in conjunction with NRA training, will have a 50% off sale on all holsters, boots, straps and shooter paraphernalia, so you never have to send your child out on the playground defenseless.

Support your local NRA chapter, and let's get guns into the hands of potential victims as soon as possible.  Learn to be a Shooter TODAY!

Remember, a gun can be your most steadfast friend, no matter how old you are.  It's never too early to start learning how to be a completely paranoid person.  The NRA wants YOU!


Anonymous said...

I have to say that the teachers at Newtown showed incredible bravery protecting the children at that school. The school principal and psychologist did not run from the gunfire, they ran towards it. And the other teachers who died after hiding the children. It is so sad to think that teachers have been demonized as union thugs in Wisconsin over the past few years. My wife taught elementary school for 30 years and I know that she would have done everything possible to protect the children she loved.

Citizen X said...

Yes, I agree with you. The demonization of teachers here in Wisconsin is disgustingly political, brought to you by Scott Walker. Unfortunately, until our entire population gets smarter, we're stuck with morons like Scott Walker in positions of power.