Ugh. Walker's face stinking up my television screen. Am I going to watch? No. There is nothing Walker could say that I would (A) believe or (B) agree with.
The governor could speed up the annoying process of useless political speeches, otherwise known as bold-faced lies, by getting in front of the cameras and saying two things: Wisconsin is f*cked and I'm the f*cker who did it.
Pretty much sums it up.