Wisconsinites have been called cheeseheads. We like cheese. We make great cheese here. And, for many people, all of that cheese has caused cheese-like cellulite growing on top of our cheese wheel a$$es.
But there is more to Wisconsin than cheeseheads. For all of you people who voted for Scott Walker, I hereby dub you F*ckheads, and it will give me great pleasure to bestow that greeting on you when we cross paths.
Meanwhile, as the first act of the ridiculously inept Scott Walker, Wisconsin's motto is no longer "forward", it is "f*cked".