Just a few words of caution to the Wisconsin 14, avoiding tyrannical legislation by removing themselves from a vote:
1. Leopards don't change their spots. Don't come back to Wisconsin without a firm legal commitment from Scott Walker (Oil Can Scotty) that his Budget Repair Bill will undergo rational change.
2. Oil Can Scotty is reptilian, from his dead cold, barely blinking eyes to his scaly bald spot. Be careful and proceed with caution. The man is more than capable of deadly double cross. In fact, it is that at which he excels. Being a killer is his nature.
3. Oil Can Scotty, just like Oil Can Harry, is more than capable of tying women, children, teachers and democrats to railroad tracks.
4. The citizens of Wisconsin are behind you 100%. It is no manipulation of statistics that show Oil Can Scotty to be suffering disapproval at all polls. Stand firm, stand strong, stand with us.